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The Nadir Ahmed Phenomenon All over the net one can find references to Nadir Ahmed, a Muslim apologist whose popularity is on the rise. Often these mentionings are self-referential, with Nadir blustering about his latest alleged victory in debate with non-Muslims. However, now many Muslims are becoming fans of Nadir Ahmed, and they readily repeat his claims of intellectual triumph. In light of his growing popularity, this article examines various arguments put forth by Nadir in an attempt to show that his understanding of what constitutes a proper argument is actually quite poor. [Go to the essay] Profiles in Quackery II Nearly five years ago the FTMecca put out on the net a false claim that the Qur'an had been found coded into our DNA, with the intention of seeing how many Muslims would uncritically accept it as true. Rather than learn from our subsequent admission that this was a hoax designed to teach a lesson about so-called "scientific miracles" and Islam, many Muslim sites still willingly accept anything that seems to support Islam. So, in this installment of "Profiles in Quackery," we discuss yet another such experiment, and how this time around the relevant hoax was parroted by one of the most popular pro-Islamic sites on the net: Osama Abdallah's Answering-Christianity.com. [Go to the essay] Like Water for Dawa All over the internet one can find arguments by certain Muslims that attempt to correlate statements about water in the Qur'an and ahaadith with facts or alleged facts of science. Does the Qur'an discuss the pycnocline or the diffraction of light in water? Do the ahaadith correctly forshadow the discovery of bodies of water that reside below subterranean volcanoes? Our resident "aqualogist" examines the evidence. [Go to the essay] Human Body: 360 Joints? Numerous Islamic web sites make the bizarre claim that Muhammad correctly determined that human bodies have 360 joints. Not only is the claim incorrect, but the methods by which Muslims have attempted to prove this erroneous claim are immensely humorous. Prepare to laugh as we enter the world of Islamic science and hadith-based anatomy. [Go to the essay] Naked Reinterpretations, Veiled Redefinitions Sadiqi az-Zindiqi explores the flaws inherent in some attempts by liberal (and essentially Western) Muslims to reinterpret Islam so as to make it compatible with feminism, gay rights, or some other modern cause not traditionally tolerated by Orthodox strains of the deen. Also examined are the specious (yet oft-repeated) arguments that imply that all of Islam's woes are due not to aspects of the religion itself, but rather misrepresentation on the part of misguided believers and misunderstandings on the part of misinformed critics. [Go to the essay] Polishing the Magnifying Glass Years ago Naasira bint Ellison wrote an article comparing women in Islam to women in the West. The article has gained a considerable amount of popularity among Muslims. Ellison complains about the magnifying glass feminist dogma has placed on her ikhwaat. This response, the first FTMecca article written by a female, polishes the proverbial magnifying glass to get a clearer view of the situation. [Go to the essay] Fatwa: Blues Clues is Haram The Christians have raised their objections to Harry Potter. Now the Muslims are voicing their dislike for the popular children's show "Blues Clues." The edict of a respected Pakistani scholar argues that Muslims and their children should not watch this show. [Go to the essay] Israa' and Miraaj According to Islamic tradition, Muhammad rode on a flying horse from the masjid in Makkah to the al-Aqsa mosque in Jerusalem, and then took off into heaven. This article considers the debate as it took place between the Islamic-Awareness team and the Answering-Islam team. New objections are raised against this legend in light of commentary on some of the current objections. [Go to the essay] Historically Embarrassing Did Muhammad marry a six year old girl? Did Jesus call the Gentiles "dogs"? Was Muhammad unable to refute the claims of prophethood put forth by a Jewish rival? How should those who take an extremely skeptical approach to the hadiths (or the Gospels) treat such stories? Should we ignore the tendentious nature of the corpora for the sake of maintaining a polemic? Should we deem a story historically reliable if it helps us malign the character of a religious figure? A skeptical look at the duplicitous nature of some critics of Islam (and Christianity). [Go to the essay] Blaming the Zionists The disgusting rumor that 4,000 Jews failed to show up for work at the World Trade Center on September 11th has been floating around the net for a while. Only those who adhere to a mythology that depicts the Jews as a single united evil would believe such a silly story. However, when Muslims start posting this nonsense on sites that are supposed to be "Answering Christianity," one really begins to realize that mass hysteria has gripped the cyber-Ummah. [Go to the essay] The Truth About Shaytaan and the Zionists Bashir Abd'al-Maseeh, a former tri-theist who recently converted to "Penta-theism," exposes the truth about Islam's "Zionist" undertones. This wonderful article is a parody of all the sorts of anti-Semitic nonsense found in Christian and Islamic conspiracy theories about the Jews. Since Muslims love to call anyone who disagrees with them a "Zionist," we here at the FTMecca have turned the tables, proving that it is actually the Muslims who are "Zionists!" [Go to the essay] Interview with the Editor of Jannah Magazine Ibn Sammaak, the FTMecca's media correspondent, interviews the great Abed-Rabbuh Mukabbir-ul-Qasr, the founder and editor of Jannah magazine, a publication dedicated to showing young boys in the Ikhwaan al-Muslimeen what they will receive for fighting in the name of Allah. This work includes accurate depictions of what Zulfikar Khan once referred to as "Islam's XXX Paradise." [Go to the essay] Islamic Art: The Kabul Renaissance With the recent destruction of the statues of the Buddha in Bamiyan Afghanistan, the world media has turned its attention towards the often beautiful and violent forms of artistic expression found in Islam. It turns out that Mullah Muhammad Omar is an aspiring artist with hopes of making it in New York City. Laugh and cry as you read about artistic collaborations between the Taliban, Robert Mapplethorpe, Andres Serrano, and others. [Go to the essay] Jahannam: Absurdity of Science and Logic What's the best reason to convert to Islam? The answer is to avoid the eternal flames of Jahannam, the Islamic Hell. Should we really be afraid of this terrible place? The Dajjal argues that belief in Hell is ludicrous and irrational. This is a mythical place, thus we need not worry. However, if it turns out that Jahannam really does exist, the FTMecca has a few tips on how sitting next to a Buddhist monk might make eternity a bit less unbearable. [Go to the essay] Muhammad & Shir HaShirim Muslims realize that the most reliable pool of potential converts is the Christian community, simply because the Judeo-Christian and Islamic mythologies are so similar. Due to this fact, one popular mode of dawaganda is coming up with wild claims about Muhammad being mentioned in the Bible. This article confronts one such claim. [Go to the essay] Green vs Rainbow: an Online Struggle Sulayman X's Queer Jihad is his attempt to reconcile his sexual identity with the fascist nature of his faith. Is "gay Muslim" an oxymoron? Is Sulayman X fooling himself by pretending that Islam and Homosexuality are compatible? How sad it would be if Allah put a prohibition on homosexuality while at the same time creating people with a preference for people from the same sex. [Go to the essay] The Logic of Allah's Existence In the 1930's, Ismail Adham wrote Limaza ana Mulhid? ("Why I am an Atheist"). Numerous Muslims assume Ilhad (Atheism) is strictly a reaction to Christianity, and that Atheists are wholly ignorant of Islam's truth. This article is an attempt to answer all those Muslims who said something along the lines of "well, yeah, I understand you don't believe in Christianity, but why not Islam?" Basic atheist arguments are applied to the concept of Allah. [Go to the essay] Disney vs Makkah Which is better? Disney World or the Holy City of Islam? Like most people, you're probably torn between which place to go during your next vacation. Sadiqi az-Zindiki gives ten reasons why you should go spend time with Mickey and Goofy rather than risk being trampled by a stampede of rock-kissing Monotheists in their tighty-whities. [Go to the essay] Dajjal is Coming! We tried to keep it a secret, but a few intelligent Muslims exposed us as being agents for the Dajjal. Now that the cat's out of the bag, we've decided to give some information on our one-eyed master. This is the official page of our hefty false Messiah, with information on his ties to the Islamic Republic of Iran, the state of Israel, and other shady groups. Support the Global Conspiracy today! [Go to the essay] A Formulaic God The Freethought Mecca learned the hard way that Allah is a sensitive deity. Insults to his character cannot be tolerated, and those who utter such insults must be silenced. While the people behind the about.com guide to Islam were unable to have us killed, they were able to censor all mentionings of this site in their forum. This causes one to wonder why Allah needs his followers to protect his Holy Name. Regardless, we now know that about.com is the pawn of our cosmic oppressor. [Go to the essay] A Critical Study Taking a critical look at Islam through the tinted glasses of Ilhad (Atheism), one resident Mulhid (Atheist) takes a few swipes at the true deen, with the hopes of shaking the faith of over one billion Muslims. Does Allah exist? Are the Islamic texts reliable? What is the origin of the Kaa'ba? Was Alexander the Great a Muslim? What about Muhammad's sexual exploits? This is a beginners guide to polemics against Islam in the name of kufr. This is amateur hour at the Bayt al-Ilhad. [Go to the essay] Top 10 Reasons to Convert to Islam Islam, in case you've been sleeping in a cave for the last fourteen centuries, is one of the fastest growing religions in history. Surely with all those converts, this religion must be the truth! The reality is Christianity is the truth, but the Center for Islamic Dawaganda in Baluchistan has asked us to publish this list of reasons to convert. We feel that after reading this list, you too will see the light of Allah. [Go to the essay] Islam in Korea Ghazali Abd'Hubaali ad-Dajjali Shabazz, the Freethought Mecca's Muslim correspondent in Asia, has brought us some sad information with regards to the plight of Muslims in Korea. While the filthy Zionist-controlled media in the West stays suspiciously silent, Muslims in Korea are being persecuted by the Nationalist government. Shabazz also gives information on instances of Muslims from around the world coming to help their oppressed brothers in Korea. [Go to the essay] Review of Mongomery Watt's "Muhammad" Montogomery Watt's book Muhammad: Prophet and Statesman is one that has earned him his honorary Muslim badge. Watt, ever determined to be Christianity's equivalent of an Uncle Tom, regurgitates often repeated Islamic folklore to write yet another biography of the Prophet. While Watt tries not to step on any Muslim toes, the Freethought Mecca prepares to mark this pigeon for death, as we can't have anyone admitting that Islam is the truth. [Go to the essay] South Park 2: Shaheedbert 
Our good friends Matt Stone and Trey Parker have let us publish the blueprint for SOUTH PARK 2, which will focus on Kenny's conversion to Islam after hearing a lecture given by Mullahbert at the local Masjid. As is the case with all South Park movies or Television shows, Kenny will eventually die at some point. However, in this incarnation, Kenny dies for Islam, and becomes a shaheed (martyr). No Zionist-owned sausage company is safe from this servant of the Most Merciful (AbdurRahman). Also, this movie finally explains how Kenny is able to appear in in future episodes when he died in previous ones. That's right, reincarnation! (So all those Muslims who ridicule Hindus are in for a big surprise when they get to Jenna.
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