In Chechnya, Iraq, and Bosnia, the case can be made
that Muslims are suffering genocide. While I doubt it is that clear cut,
people of many persuasions can object to the continuing toll.
However, some of the online responses to these
situations are hypocritical- especially coming from the wannabe mujahedeen.
Barely disguised, these defenders of the deen would love to inflict just as grievous
injuries on the forces of kufr. I include this satire from the Dajjal
because it highlights Muslim fanatics objecting to the same things that by the
Shari'ah they are to inflict. In my interpretation, the acronyms are
reminder of the word games used to invert common human
decency.
Greetings brothers and sisters. I am very sad to inform you about the
difficult times Muslims are having in Southern Korea. I felt that those who did
not know, should know. For those of you that do not know, the Right Wing
Nationalist party has recently taken power in Korea, and this group has made a
vow to get rid of all Muslims that are in Korea, either by executing them,
imprisoning them, or exiling them.
Muslims are arrested by Nationalist authorities, taken to court, and sentenced
to harsh punishments just for being Muslims. The Nationalist government has even
set up a comitee designed to think up new crimes to charge Muslims with, and
what punishments should be given out. All decisions are made at the Institute
for Severe Legislature Against Muslims (ISLAM). [How
'bout them Bahais in Iran?]
Clearly ISLAM is a threat to all Muslims, and Allah's religion, in Korea.
Fortunately there has been a small band of brothers in Korea who have taken up
arms, and are seeking to destroy ISLAM by any means necessary. This band of
warriors from the Korean Muslim community has formed its own underground
guerilla army, known as Korean Ummah Freedom Resistance (KUFR). Muslims around
the world must support KUFR, and ensure that ISLAM is destroyed! KUFR is the
only thing that stands in the way of ISLAM, and we must all see that KUFR
triumphs!
Unfortunately the Nationalist government has also begun a vicious propagana
campaign. The government seized control of the media and the educational system,
and has exposed Allah's religion to severe slander and libel, while promoting
Nationalism. The main source of this propaganda is a compilation of essays
written by various Korean
Nationalists, titled the "Korean Organized Readings About Nationalism"
(KORAN).
Please help ensure that the KORAN is not read in schools! Fortunately, Muslims
who support KUFR, and have vowed to destroy ISLAM, have got their hands on
copies of the KORAN and burned it. The future of Muslims in Korea can only be
saved if every copy of the KORAN is destroyed! This is going to be an uphill
battle, but Allah is on the Muslim's side in the battle to destroy ISLAM.
Also, the brave Korean Muslims who have resisted Islam have recently been
getting help from wealthy and powerful Muslim groups in other countries. Praise
be to Allah, a Kuwaiti billionaire now living in Japan named Sayyid Haakim Adnan
has offered to help. Brother S H Adnan, may Allah be pleased with him, has a
major compound in Nagoya, where he trains Muslims from all over the Arab world
in the art of Ninjitsu. These Muslim Ninjas are taught Islam and Martial Arts
simultaneously, and are among the greatest fighters on the planet. These men are
known as Sayyid Haakim Adnan's Islamically Trained Arab Ninjas (SHAITAN). In
fact the United States got its idea for Navy Seals from seeing SHAITAN in
action.
Also, the government of the United Arab Emirates has offered to help. Currently
some of the top scientists from Dubai are trying to create new light-weight
weapons and explosives, that do more damage, thus helping the guerilla army. As
you read this, the multi-billion dollar Dubai Airforce Jumbo Jet Airborne
Laboratory (DAJJAL) is hovering 50,000 feet above the city of Seoul, with
scientists inside working diligently to create new weapons, and then drop them
down to the résistance.
Insha'allah, the DAJJAL will be one of the key players in eliminating ISLAM.
One thing DAJJAL has already done for the Korean Muslims, aside from create some
great new weapons, is design a new food product. The Arab scientists in the
airborne laboratory designed a food that has all the essential vitamins needed,
plus it is loaded with protein, and is known to give men great amounts of
strength (not to mention it's 100% vegetarian, and therefore Halal). This new
genetically engineered food is called Precooked Organic Red Kale (PORK). It is
light weight, thus great amounts can be carried around by Muslims who are
fighting in the feild, and spend long days or weeks on missions. There are
roughly 2,000 Muslims in Korea that are on a strict diet of nothing but PORK.
Yemen has also offered some of its considerable power to help out. Few people
know about the Space Program in Yemen, but it is very advanced. They created a
satelite that uses fluorine as both fuel and light. This "halogen satelite"
can easily lift off, leave orbit, and scope out Nationalist military defense
bases. Furthermore, it can fire various weapons which can disable planes on the
ground or in flight, and attack other targets as well. This amazing piece of
futuristic defense hardware was created exclusively by Arab scientists, putting
to rest any silly claims that the West is far more advanced, and is called the
Yemenite Arab Halogen Outer Orbit Defense Satelite (YAHOODS).
As we speak, ISLAM is causing much trouble in Korea, but many Muslims are
joining the side of KUFR. Insha'allah, the DAJJAL and the YAHOODS will work
together with SHAITAN, and we will see the day when ISLAM is destroyed in Korea,
along with every single copy of the KORAN.
Sincerely,
Ghazali Abd'Hubaali ad-Dajjali Faqtululyahood Abdal'Rasulul-lat
Ahmeddeedat Jackson Shabazz
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