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Five.Stripe.Skink. |
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Blaze's Words of Wisdom |
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It may seem strange, words of wisdom coming from a horse, but you should never doubt the quality of these sayings. Blaze is a well-learned, sophisticated equine. Even so, don't be surprised if you see anything that seems strange. After all, she is a little bit... ditsy. But we love her. |
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HORSES |
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Mackie |
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Blaze |
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Famous Words of Wisdom... |
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Beaux |
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Sloppy Jeaux |
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Better a donkey that carries you than a horse that throws you. |
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Horse Links |
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Horses are predictabally unpredictable. |
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Photo Album |
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You don't need to spur a horse who is behaving. |
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SKINKS |
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Rajah |
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A horse is a horse, of course, of course, unless it's Mister Ed. |
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What's a Skink? |
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A horse which is tamed at forty is only good for ressurection day. |
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HERD PAGES |
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Blaze's Words of Wisdom |
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Blaze's Original Words of Wisdom |
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Mackie's Corner |
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"Sometimes it may seem that I'm a mint green... but deep down I think I'm more of a steely blue." |
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"Be kind to your rider. They feed you at the end of the day." |
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Jeaux's Jubilee |
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"Stallions just think they run the herd, but it's the lead mare that really rules. Just don't tell Mackie." |
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EQUINE ED. |
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"It is too late to close the feedroom door after the herd has gorged themselves. And since you'll probably forget again anyway, just go ahead and leave it that way." |
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| Horse Dictionary |
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Tips and Tidbits |
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"Horses will not only fear the truck, but will shy from it, until there's feed in it. Then they attempt to drive." |
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Good Reads |
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"It's a shame that a stupid rider will make a smart horse seem dumb." |
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VET JOURNALS |
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"Bullfrogs aren't snakes, but if you pretend they are, it makes a good excuse for you to bolt back to the barn." |
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Western MudSnake |
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"Leather only tastes good as long as you don't what it's made of." |
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Flying Squirrels |
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Other People's (Friends' and Self) Original Words of Wisdom... |
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MORE ON ME... |
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News |
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"Whoa... that was like, pitch white or something! And that car was lime yellow!" |
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"I was up to my mud in knees!" |
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E-mail Me |
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"My hands are FINGERED!" |
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"I hate red pants." |
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"Do they have forks or do you have to use the stick-things (chopsticks)?" |
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"I dig wolves with Scottish accents." OK, it was a JOKE, people, a JOKE. |
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"Geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!" |
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