Lord of the Rings MSTs
Running Away
-PG-13-
Gasp in horror as the Fellowship reassembles on a horrible side note, only to act as OOC as humanly (or elfly) possible. Blanch at the sickening plot involving a second ring and curse that we�re not even sure the author understands. Sigh with relief when the travesty ends, and marvel at the fact that she could possibly be planning to write more. Be afraid. Be very afraid.
The Last Drakan:Manarie
-PG-13-
Join our brave MSTers (and a �special� guest) as they embark on a journey to the land of Drakon, where the inhabiting vicious-warrior-elves (who often lend a helping hand) are called, imaginatively, �Drakans�. Learn that Sauron, in fact, was NOT a Maia, nor the Lieutenant of Melkor, but the brother to a very special Mary-Sue elf. Die, if you�re lucky.
For the Love of a Daughter
-PG-13-
You'll feel dreadfully dorry for poor "innocent" Aragorn and Arwen as they are maliciously coerced into reading what is quite possible the most horrific thing a man can see, and it isn't Gimli naked. It's a tragically horrible fic involving a daughter named Maya, a death and a suicide, and many, many sexual innuendos.
The Two Trouble Makers
-PG-13-
Bite your thumb at the bitchiest Sue ever encountered by Queen Aragorn and her captives - er, partners - Legolas, Aragorn, and Arwen. Wonder why, instead of illicit spanking games, Aragorn punishes his daughter and her friend for their endless pranks on hapless Legolas by sendin them to Rohan to fight Orcs. Yes, it really is as bad as it sounds. And worse.
SOLF (Stupid Obese Legolas F*ckers)
-PG-13-
I brought it upon myself, I suppose. I shouldn�t have read anything with such a stupid title. But then again, not the brightest crayon in the box. There�s a whole lotta twitchin� goin� on�so you have been warned. But come join Merry, Pippin, and Boromir as they are tortured by a certain tree that is female�with guest appearances (or voiceovers, you could say) by the infamous Tree herself, Queen Aragorn, and Tabachka. (But they don�t know it yet�)Welcome to the hell of �SOLF�. Rated PG-13 for language and sexual innuendos.
Fighting Temptations
-PG-15-
It's horror like you've never imagined it . . . the half-Elf half-eyeball author is BACK, with NO NEW CHARACTERS and NO ORIGINAL PLOTS. Aren't you getting excited NOW? Join GT, QA, Legolas, and Gimli as they attempt to do what no reader of this Cinderella-imitation has done before: survive.