| The D�nedain Pirates
Also Known As: Them, Those Crazy Freaks, Those Crazy Lord of the Rings Freaks, the Disturbed Socks, the Black Spoon Cult, the Sue Assassination Guild (SAG), The Randomness, The Order of the Ugly Bird (or the Good Guys), the Pink Margaritas Customary Hangouts: The �Learning Cottage�, Headquarters (Girl Tree�s house), 62 Main Street, The Laboratory, your corner grocery store, in bed, the Castle on the Cloud , the college library where we are "mature" Fervent Obsessions: Lord of the Rings, Pirates of the Caribbean, Moulin Rouge, fanfiction , Broadway Fervent Dislikes: Preps, sluts, conformists, MARY-SUES!, LotR haters, people who tell us what to do, Andrew Garrinther, Pat Lindsey, Peter Bacon, The OC, Dawson�s Creek, and all those generic little soap operas for teens , Troy, fangirls, Nancy, George Bush, lemurs One Big Secret: We were the ones who put the card in Chewy�s locker. The one that said, �We laugh, we sit, we sip, we CHEW. What good times we have, we two.� And on the outside, �THE ORC-FISH ARE COMING!� ; also, WE WROTE IT Girl Tree Also Known As: Anamaria Elentari, Homie G, Homi, Hanna Soorosh, Mrs. Dipps, Elwing the Dippy , CRAZYFCEDOOTU, Anamaria Elentatar Fervent Obsessions: Chewy, sugar, friends (of the �bugging them� variety), Bushisms (of the �making-fun-of-them� variety), Johnny Depp, Dogma , country music, the internet Fervent Dislikes: When people say �It�s just a phase� or �Are you crazy?� or �Why do you hang out with them?� , people who voted for Peter Bacon, war, Brad Pitt's nostrils Official Title: Captain of the Good Guys One Big Secret: She�s not over Chewy. (Not over him, as in, not over bugging the hell out of him.) (Yeah, right.) (Queen Aragorn, do us a favor, and butt out. This is MY section of the page.) Queen Aragorn Also Known As: Princess Consuella Bananahammock, Precious Susie, King Arwen, Thelma Persopolis, Celebr�an Dingbat, Essie, the Deaf-Mute, Mrs. Shinn, Viggo Mortensen�s concubine , Sir Maximus Fervent Obsessions: Les Miserables, The Phantom of the Opera, just about any Broadway musical, Friends, VIGGO!, Mask of Zorro, The Mummy [Returns] Fervent Dislikes: Reality shows, reality as a whole, my siblings, Chewy, George Bush, murderers, boys who put too much gel in their hair (ahem, Brian) , Republicans, war, death, Brad Pitt's nostrils (I think he tries to ACT with them. On the plus side, they can be used to cover Vermont when it rains) Official Title: The Tolkien Geek One Big Secret: It was her who knocked over that lamp/flag/wall/railing/bookcase and set the construction crew behind. But just that �once�. And it was an accident! Tabachka Also Known As: Rosebloom, Helen, Clara, Shroom the Great and Powerful, Merry, Tabitha, The Balrog Ghost Fervent Obsessions: Orlando Bloom (aka Nancy) for some odd reason, swimming, softball, Guard, Will Turner (aka Gay Hat Boy Fervent Dislikes: She's too happy. We must change this. Official Title: Shroom the Great and Powerful One Big Secret: She liked Paul Halliday of the Shrunken Head and tacky jewelry Sauronsparemeihavecleanlovers Also Known As: Helen, Erica, the Curtain Lady, Christian the Penniless Troubador, Fishnet Girl, Whore (thanks Brian) Fervent Obsessions: Dominic Monaghan, Rent, Wideacre, slash, black leather, fishnets, whips and handcuffs (and fish), SEX Fervent Dislikes: Orlando Bloom's proturbent jaw, wearing bright colors, cameras, anti-slashists, people who are religious Official Title: Whore of the Order One Big Secret: She's not actually a whore |
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