Granola Bar Chronicles: Chewy's Tale, or Lack Thereof
Humor/Parody/Romance, PG-13, verging on R
Work in Progress
Homi: An idealistic young researcher, on a noble quest to find the true meaning of granola.
Chewy: A lonely granola man, with a past full of secrets.
Helen: An evil dominatrix with an agenda of murder.
Brian: Likes to blow-dry his hair. A lot.
Everyone: Tangled in a web of lies, deception, and granola. Read - if you dare.
One: The One Where Chewy Loses It
Two: The One With The Order of the Ugly Bird
Three: The One Where Chewy Confronts Helen
Four: The One With All the Kidnapping
Five: The One Where Homi and Brian . . . You Know
Six: The One Where Everybody Has Sex
Seven: The One With All the Plot Twists
Eight: The One With the Truth About Granola
Helen and Ka II: The Mean Streets
Humor/Parody/Romance, PG
Work in Progress
The Broadway clich� has returned to haunt us all! The characters that annoyed you, the plot that was stolen, and THE SONGS THAT YOU HATED are back in this thrilling sequel! NOTE: Copy of original has been lost. See inside for more information.
Act One: The Board is Set
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