Click so that the music can feel you with wisdomWelcome to the collection of great ideas and words to live by pooled (as in car pooling) together in this space just for you, the lowly commoner. While these are not laws, they are wonderfully free and formed by truly-better-than-you-meaning-me, and by Law Number Two you must at least revere and respect said guidelines. Now shall we began your reprogram... er, I mean, of coarse your harmless and totally not mind-altering learning experience?

Guideline Number ONE: Lame jokes makes ones blood clot and are a major cause of heart attacks
Guideline Number TWO: Never under-credit a house kats ability to maul and render flesh undetected.
Guideline Number BEFORE THREE BUT AFTER TWO:Always wait until your chickens hatch to count them. However you may always count the eggs, scramble them into omelettes and feast for days without counting how many you eat. Just tel your doctor it is okay you leave this world as long as you enjoyed doing the action that caused your departure.
Guideline Number THREE: Always take free food the first time it is offered since next time, you may have to steal it.
Guideline Number FOUR: Children are today's tomorrow so if you brain wash them into enjoying Road Repair Community Service they will fix the roads we ride unto today meaning pot holes that would have claimed whole vehicles, (do not laugh this happens in Michigan. Many a Beverage truck and mini van has fallen prey to these vicious cold-pavemented beasts)which equals two pesky fish caught with one butterfly net.
Guideline Number FIVE: Love your cat/kat, pour salt and unhealthy add-ons unto all tofu, and always remember the Yak curfew which is on the Laws page.
Guideline Number SIX: Always remember that lame jokes travel in flocks containing hundreds of thousands and are very hard to dodge or avoid.
Guideline Number SEVEN: All teenagers rebel against at least their parents so return the favor- rebel against their privileges to have money, cloths, food, and give them more chores then small children in China have as full time jobs.
Guideline Number EIGHT: Hated enemies should be kept as close as you keep your secret stash of insert your stash mentally here and as heavily guard as well. They can even dual as allies at times so it's always good to know how they are, what they are doing, how many toilets the have in their house, how many captives their pets have at their disposal.... you know, just act like a government aid program: KNOW EVERY MUNDANE DETAIL THAT YOU CAN LEARN ABOUT THEM. One day it will pay off as long as they don't know you are doing it. If they discover you, injure them in a way where their blood will flow until they stop breathing and all life functions cease. I mean, no self-respecting enemy will help a creepy-government lackey.