I mean the ninja kats I own are fearsome enough with out my empathic powers and impressive kat morale boosting propaganda. But alas, this has not stopped them. As to not mock my abilities however, they have made themselves to at least be formidable opponents to be reckoned with. They, with a bio sized based on how well I know and spy on them, are listed below. Enjoy.
Click here to see Awa in his Earth Ninja Glory
He is my most arch enemy. So hated, that we are almost friends. Not that Awa has friends. He doesn't have minions either. In fact he pretty even upsets his own reflection so much, it won't even show up in a mirror. Now that in itself is a fearsome force. He is much to arrogant, sarcastic, vain, argumentative, and prideful to get along with people. His goat race(not satyr because they are not nearly as vile or frightening in appearance) has taught him many underhand and dastardly techniques. One of these non-damaging-but-equally-important moves are stealth kill dodge which is self-explaining unless.... well there really is no reason you shouldn't understand what it does. A very destructive talent Awa has is the Wreath Swing Kick of Pain, in which the 'wreath' is a string of flaming leaves wrapped around his leg that he uses to add extra damage to an already powerful move. He also has 1 toilet, and his pets have 3 innocents at their disposal. See? I follow what I preach on my Life Changing Groups of Words page. So give a look sometime. Awa would if he wasn't purging his eyes from my mental mind vision torture on the strengths and counter strengths of Samus.
Is there anything more frightening then a lanky 4 foot tall sharp-buck-teethed rabbit floating on air power embracing saber-toothed turtles? Well with all of my experience yes but it is a honorable mentionable on the top 10 1/5% list. Young much like Oey, this child has already bared fruit of a total world control plan THAT MIGHT WORK. It is doubtable, but it has a 10% chance of success on Thursday evenings at 10:45 15 secs and 11 nano seconds. More chance then many of my challengers at such a tender age. With more cheese whiz and carrot sugar, he may find a way to over throw me with his loyal long chomppered scaly air snappers. More foes just what I ask for Christmas. Or Easter. Or Valentines Day. Heck why not Presidents day too? It keeps world rulering lively and allows me to hone my animal charming abilities for more then.... well then I would if I didn't have so many enemies. He is a normal enemy as well but with more ability to be hated. As of now though, he is simply too young to be much of a threat or aide. But Oey is one to be watched for his fierce Weasel Death Warrior Discipline that he is learning at an amazing pace. And do not panic that you dead rat/gerbil will go to waste. It will not. Not with Oey charming the little rotting fellows so much, they swear they half-insane life energy that is left from dying they will serve Oey until they can no longer. Not an army of outrageous power but in large numbers, it could be a problem I must wipe of my boot of Rat/Gerbil Cleansing.
To fear bat mistresses once and for all, click here.Simply enemies since no self respecting Sasquatch Poo Eater (my race) ever talk to such creatures about alliances/pot lucks/hanging out ect. Her vampire bat badness is pure diabolical terror covered in fur and stretched to allow flying. Few things are above her charms however, and many fall prey to her mind-washing whispers and softly hushed thought swapper bugs. She uses these in insects for most of her bidding and hence does little physical fighting herself. Her many purposeless tasks are divided unto her many loyal fools who think pleasing her will somehow advance their own agenda. Any person of wiseness knows better then to heed her call and avoid her at all costs.
Elephants... geez all I need is a giraffe foe and I can have my own zoo. And maybe a platypus. They are also funny to have in a zoo. At any rate, this hulking mass hanging Grey skin is a pure battle machine with tusks and flat feet for stomping faces in a Russian dance of hurt. Yes he is a Russian Foot Stomp Dancing Elephant Fighter. More then just one dance too. So many your eyes would spin just glancing at a thumbnail of the list. So although he is easily throw aside with his weakness to my laughter knock back, he has my eye on him back because for 1: I tacked it on with super glue and 2: He has mangled over 37 Furbies. It is so much destruction but it is the easiest way to get him out of my sight. After all the Furby smashing, would you be up to anything else? One day he may be able to build his stamina, until then I enjoy the 2 week breaks from his presence.