Missing the music?
Click here for the "Allies Theme Song"Since I have devoted time to listing my enemies, powers, laws and more, I have gotten grumbles and low mutters behind my short sensitive ears from my ever-faithful following about their unsung labor behind the Samus.
This Morale Boost tis be one clikie away for true-blue-minions who need to get there steam back. This, I decided after cutting their pay and adding lengthier hours, must change. Indeed they do many things that aid and bolster my goals and objectives and should be recited within many hymns of loyal service. So my minions, bask in the glory that you have earned with your continued support.
Maybe one of the youngest in my service, Acey is more of a gopher at this point in time then a force to be reckon with. Do not doubt, however, that with age, she will be a powerfully destructive wave of hurt. I do not doubt. Thus you shall not do of the doubting either. Her demonic cat "klaws" (her add-on claws made of special ore found only in locations that do not exist in this dimension)
are nimble and fast which works well with her small size and feline structure. If you are not carefully in your dealings with her, in about 10 years, you may wake from a pleasant nights sleep to a glowing 7 foot tall distorted and evil looking female kat person well dressed and covered crackling "YOOUUU ARRREEE EEEVVVIIILLLLL" in a slow deliberate devil-like voice. Right before you are stabbed, everything goes black, and you are trying to avoid the end of the tunnel, the gates of life and death, or the other side of the river.... whichever gives you a better picture of you dying.
Every thing that eats need to find a way to make food easier to obtain. By imprisoning Aired, I have done that for myself seeing as busy as I am, I have no time to forage for my nutritional daily values. So I found a slow moving, lowly motivated, large, and grumpy beast know to me only as Aired. He rarely speaks to me as he is still angry about being held against his will. What a winy creature he is. Even after I gave him bitterly cold stone walls and barely edible food. I mean he is, without a doubtly thought doubtable, the best treated prison I have. The rest slowly starve from lack of moss growing on their cells or dehydrate after I shut off the water from the pipes that could possible leak onto the floor.
To View Alley, click here.She has been the main supplier of html codes so that I may broadcast to the world my propaganda. Although her Wolf-Chupicabra upbringings make her lust after cow blood and goat sandwiches, she is able to narrow her cravings by slaving at her desk and updating my very important web documents. Her canine-ish features help her tune into her
(everyone has one hidden deep inside waiting for the one day it can hack into heavily coded government sites to paste moving .gifs of kats rendering Elmo dolls in the middle of the site disclaimer. You know to jazz it up a niche.) unlike anyone I have every yet charmed. And since she is so good at it, there aren't any openings for other tapper-intos of the
. Sorry about any young hearts crushed and any
that was put down as a result of the shrinking need of awakened
To see Dora in action, click here.This minion was a indeed a wonderful use of my conversion time. Not only have I, World Ruler Samus, enjoyed her food, house, internet, gaming systems,
transportational services but she has also made purchases/monetary donations toward my world conquering campaign. Also she serves as a gadget hider because of her amazing ability to cram things in almost un-cram-able spots. After all, squirrels cram nuts in hard to fit places, so it's only natural she'd be able to do the same.
He is a recent convert to the growing mass of helpers I have. He enjoys saying pleasant things (although not totally true things) about the Samus and should cook her some pancakes. He is now (whether he is aware or not) an on-call-chef. It doesn't really matter though since he never tries to really leave the Samus' side so their is usually no reason to call him. It may also be enlightening for you to know that he is a wulf, (yes it is spelled right look in the Samulary for details) a half human wolf creature of some size and cooking ability. Shies from combat since there are others who are much better at it then he; unless the villain wants to duel him in Halo 3. Then, it is Eoj who will save the day.
And to glamor over Sissy and her pack beast, click here. Also a very great minion, and more then just a little useful. Doing favors similar to those done by Expolara, she has also given my opportunities that I would have not found without her. Also she gives me ways to escape the harsh and sometimes troubling task of world rulering and earn some amount of a free meal. She knows what a sucker the Samus is for food even if that food is not my main consumable. This keeps Sissy out of combat since pies don't inflict more damage then they inflict I'm-gonna-kick-you-with-my-fist-in-your-face to the person that is hit.
A centaur you ask? Yes a centaur I tell you. Even I was in disbelief that I, being as talented as I am at empathizing, gathered such a fabled creature into my mist. And Killesy is a master of arrow transformation; shadow arrows, frost arrows, major-store-discount arrows, and yes even the fabled "Combination of Elements" arrow (in which it burns, freezes, gives you a poison oak rash, and blows you 20 feet away from where you were hit in 3.12 seconds.) This is an amazing gift she owns, but it would be more fruitful if she was a little less lazy. Such as instead of stringing-20-straws-together-so-that-she-doesn't-need-to-bend-her-neck-to-drink lazy, she was stringing-5-straws-together-so-that-she-doesn't-need-to-bend-much-to-drink lazy. Still, I thrill at the fact she is a loyal and very useful General of my arrow and bolt using archers and crossbow-people
Click here to view Kirbert in her multi-colored glory. Raised from infancy in my care, Kirbert has taken well to the ancient abilities and skills taught by myself and a couple courses at Awa's own training school listed on the Laws page. He being my almost friendly hated enemy, have made a pack about a discount as long as he can send them in a box so I have a chance of being rendered. It never prevails however Awa does not lose heart: as long as there is a chance of my destruction, it is worth it to Awa. Kirbert was not even swayed by Awa's offers of chicken, mac and cheese, or other fine cuisine because she knew mine was better. She leads my lower minions into battle as head juggernaut to my kat ninjas and has lost very rarely and manages to save what she can of her fellow comrades (those who would be of any use in battle at a later time. After all is said and done, she is still a kat. They don't keep what is useless.)
