Marvel at the the Grander of my site
This is the Disclaimer. This is a Joke. The whole site. For anyone who might wish that I, Samus, was world leader. I am sorry to disappoint you by being normal and unable to rule the world with kat ninjas who slay beastly dragons in one blow. This disclaimer also dual-wields a purpose in which it clarifies any confusion for anyone who thinks this site is too much or is terrible. It is not meant in any kind of realism. None. Thank you for your understanding.
Welcome to The Page Not To be out done or thrown away. It is like an Elf it never dies of age or being left on its own legs to strive. It simply tucks itself into your leaf cabbage salads that are thrown to dogs and then in turn the dogs bury the salads in the back yard. Trust me. As you might be able to tell, I will just randomly put stuff (most of the time little easter eggs of missable updates I expect you to see and memorize its percise place on the page) here with little rhyme or reason to it. So It would be a good idea to check it out as a
If you can not hear the background music, I have listed the link here for you so it should open a new window that plays the song/asks you to download it to here it. Please do for if you do not, not only shall your intestinal organs feel sluggish and sickly inside you, but you will be missing out on a great element of all my pages. Samus' Main Page Sound Track
May God watch over your computer while you view it for it would suck for my popularity as planetary governor if your computer crashed while at my site. Please enjoy your stay. Please feel free to take what you like from here and butcher it as you like. However, give credit to my site by at least putting a small link(best way) or mentioning my page in some obscure manner(I won't slit your thrit). I try to do it for those who's things I use. Hence this following sentence. For the music on any of my pages thank the midi sites devoted to RGP background music; they are easy to search for on Google and make for a nice page pick-me-up. Also, I thank Photoshop for its program for that is how I make my backgrounds. Also I needed help from a girl named Alley(a.k.a. Bill for when she's feeling masculine), her infinite CSS and HTML gifts, and the many help sites and programs devoted to helping dummies make a sweet intarweb jungle of useless mess that looks pretty.
and for that, I am thankful.
If you don't visit my page at least once monthly (more is wanted), you will miss sweet add on like what is on this page. It'll make you cry if you miss it. Trust me.