Like to fully experience the laws to their fullest?Click the "Very Powerful Ruler Volumed Effects"The GREATEST Rule to ALWAYS be followed is that I, as the commander of the planet, can change ANY LAW AT ANY TIME IN ANY REALITY AT ALL TIMES. Please enjoy the laws as they will be your life whether you wish to follow them or not. It is NOT WISE to anger the ruler. She has many minions of death-handing-to-your-face ability. It is ALWAYS a good idea to do as you are told for this reason. May you be blessed by God in heaven with the wisdom to not trifle with the powers of the Master of The Earth. Good day to you all, peasants.
Law Number ZERO:All jokes, no matter how much blood they may clot if spoken by
cause you to break into side splitting laughter. This is a command, not an ability for even my powers cannot make blood clotting funny (unless it is morning stupid early and your eyes have been duct taped into a sealed open fashion for 24 hours) Good laughter faking may even be rewarded by free dining coupons. Work hard and thou good serf may too behold a free meal ticket.
Law Number ONE: Unless you can yodel, you can not enter the alps.
Law Number ONE, PHASE TWO: The nation athem,
White and Nerdy by Weird Al is to be
song on 1/2 Fridays at 5:32 pm clock time acoustically for 2 1/3.342 hours weekly.
Law Number TWO: If the great ruler makes/builds/conjures/ect,
ANYTHING, you
MUST love it until death takes away your life.
Law Number THREE: the Great ruler never miss speaks a word; she simply has made a new word that you must learn in order to be on the same page. Fear not, the new ruler will try to be understanding to the fact you cannot read her fabulous mind. In time, she hopes that she loses the need to explain herself.
Law Number FOUR PRE-CLAUSE: Gnolls should not have to wait to be played in any game in which they are made.
Law Number FOUR: ANY pain from Sneaky Death blows performed by a ninja kat is UNDODGEABLE but you can still dodge the the instant kill effect. But even if you dodge, it will hurt like a bison trampling all over your molars at 30 miles an hour (which is a world of hurt).
Law Number FIVE: All Yaks must be in their stables/residence by 7:00pm eastern central pacific time or they shall be slaughtered for food to be served in homeless shelters and fine meat diners.
Law Number SIX: No babies shall be had by the Empress of the World at this time. Sorry Fellows; friends don't let friends have the World rulers' babies.
Law Number SEVEN: If the ruler of earth says something you do is good/good enough/wonderful/any-kind-of-valued-praise, then it therefore
IS, and
Law Number EIGHT: All ninja cats must be properly trained at
Ninja Cat Training: The Official School Devoted to True Ninja Cat Performance.Sorry for all extra money that will cost. But rest assured, I will spend it freely... er I mean very wisely on things it needs to be spent on.
Law Number NINE: All Flesh Rendering cats must be train at the
Secret School of Mystic Flesh Rendering Just For Kats.I have to promote my hated enemy's business. You have to keep them closer the friends. Refer to the
wisdom I have laid open for you to clear up any world-wide peasant confusion.
Law Number Ten: Any disagreement between the ruler and
peasant shall not be a contest; the peasant forfeits his/her life or recants the un-well-thought decision to
Law Number ELEVEN: 'Kats' are 'cats' that are more powerful, more speedy, more cunning, more everything-good-and-marketable about 'cats.' It is not a spelling error.