Welcome to the Chronicals of things that even though history tells us they did, they didn't really happen. How is that, you dare question? Well bold you are and *warps to the being of you mouth opening to ask, and rips out the duck tape and pastes it over your pit of speech.* I do it like that. Are you trying to engage in conversation with me? Sorry, I don't think "Um gri nif mullf" is a question. This you would have known to avoid if you kept your eyes on my powers page. Young Knave, listen closely to this type;
I tamper with time better then any other. As such, you may not even notice the change since your spot check to such things is very low. And that is why the list shall reveal to you what you are to forget. *does whirly summon list motion* TADA! Enjoy.
Event number ONE: Rap was never really titled "music". It is a speech error and should be corrceted before the habiat becomes too strong.
Event Number TWO: Minotaurs are not a 8lv char adjustment. Only 3 lvs in "power gaming loser" are needed.
Event Number THREE: Colorless Pepsi and Lepoard Twinkies are still sold at "we-sell-food" stands by the Place of Samus, along with over priced hot dogs and low priced trained flesh-eating rabbits. They only need one small kid a week to stay fed. Quite a deal really. One baby goat=one happy flesh love'n bunny.
Event Number IN BETWEEN 3 AND 4: No one ever seriously thought Britney Spears had a break down. They knew it was only to get the spot light from Lindsey Lowhand who decided she needed a tragics (see The Vocab of Samus to close the lanage barrier.) of her own to get it back.