Born Losers
Some people
aspire to greatness.

Some have greatness
thrust upon them.

And some... well...

These are truly the unsung heros of history, and they can be found right here in these pages:

The greatest BORN LOSERS of all time!

(Just remember that all the stories within these pages are absolutely true! As difficult as they may be to believe, trust me, I am not making them up!)


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Wayward Wanderer
Bumbled Broadcast
Loco Locomotives
Mystified Magician
Squashed Security
Rock-a-bye Reverend
Muddled Mystery Tour
Some Savings!
Shipshape Ship
Confounded Computer
Perplexing Pi
Visionary Vet
P*ss-Poor Patenter
Bumbling Boatman
Flabbergasted Fencers
Nullified Newspaper
Frustrating Forecast
Phractured Phrasebook
Ruined Rescue
Disasterous Demolition
Traumatized Tourist
Hopeless Hijacker
Un-Deadly Un-Duels
Wrong-Way Weapons
Practically Par
Fire Engine Fiasco
Numskull Navigator
No-Find Nessie
Clunker Car
Goofy Garage
Terrible Test-Flight
Participation Procession
Fizzled Firework
Lost: One Explorer... Again!
Lieut. Tommy Woodroofe's Infamous Radio Broadcast
World's Worst Locomotive Designer
Nothing Up His Sleeve!!
To Catch a Thief at 30,000 Feet
World's Most Boring Sermons
It Would Have Been a Great Vacation Except...
How Much does it Cost to Save Money?
I'm Surprised No-one Sank It on Purpose!
Computers Don't Make Mistakes? Yeah! Right!
They Needed a Smaller Piece of Pi!!
It Sounded Like a Good Idea at the Time...
Edison has Nothing to Worry About
He Should have Stuck to his Bathtub Toys
Now Why Didn't They Think of That!??
Get 'Em While They're Hot!... Oops... Too Late!
Hmmmmm...
Pardon Me... Is He Speaking English?
To the Rescue!!... Or Maybe Not...
Anyone Have a Better Idea?
When in Rome...
Gee... I've Never Been to Detroit.
Gentlemen, Choose Your Weapons!
Weapons That Didn't Quite Work
The Most Determined Golfer in the World
Anyone Here Need a Conflagration?
Do You Know the Way to San José?
The Stupidest Attempt to Find the Loch Ness Monster
Quite Possibly the Worst Car Ever Built
For Sale: 1 House w/Garage. Parking on the Street
Look, Daddy! I'm flyi.............
Get Off My Back, Will Ya!??
Ooooooooooooo! Ahhhhhhhh!!... Oh?

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