Welcome to Ian’s somewhat random Webpage

This is Ian’s somewhat random Webpage!

General Disclaimer:

This page consists entirely of my subjective interpretations of what I see around me, exaggerated, modified or simply made up for comic effect, or not depending on your opinion of my comic ability. This page is here to entertain people and I don’t wish to intentionally offend anyone, except for Iain Davis. As this site does contain things that certain people may find offensive I have prepared an alternative web site. So if you are a teacher at my school or are a hard line republican click here

Intro:

Welcome to my webpage, as you look through this page you may find yourself thinking "Jesus/ Allah/ Jehovah/ Buddha/ Brahman/ Ganesh/ whoever the Sikhs worship/ Satan/ Zeus/ Ra/ the holy banana/ David Beckham this guy has no life." (I apologise to all the worshipers of other gods not mentioned, and to worshipers of David Beckham for my inability to cure your mental illness). Although I do have no life, this webpage isn’t really a symptom of that, the only things that really take any time to make are the animations, and I do this instead of watching crappy daytime TV shows, sleeping, working or revising for exams, which is something I’m really not fond of. Also I have been adding to this site since Easter 2003 so it has had plenty of time to grow. Anyway if you don’t wish me dead at this point enjoy!

To help all you geographers with your revision I’ve put my power point summary notes on here for you.

I disillusion academy episode 3 is online! Go to it here!

Look at our Jointly Run FORUM, there is loads going on there. Check it out! click here

See Mr King fall down the stairs in three hilarious ways, plus! All the teachers you "love" dance for your amusement! In new animations

See OPULUS’ ANIMATIONS moved to his new website www.geocities.com/opulusonline .

Plus FIND YOUR PERFECT MATCH with my matchmaker in the random stuff section

As well as checking out my guide to road signs and stupid adages also in that section.

In the pipeline is Ian's fables so check us out in the future for many a wise moral. Ok its been in the pipeline for a year or so but I’ll do it eventually.

My scanner is fixed! Iceland pictures now in photo section! My scanner has just broken again…bitch.

(N.B. if you get a message for my animations page, or any other page, saying something about the page not being available due to my available bandwidth being used or something it means too many people have been looking at it, try again later. Can u tell me on my forum how often it happens as I might expand my page in that case)

If you live in America and are not black (as this is irrelevant to you, because Bush will find someway or other to take you’re vote away) please don’t vote for Bush. Unless that is you like having oil companies running the country, you’re environment destroyed, the rest of the world hating you, the poor made poorer or arrested and the rich richer. I could go on but I suggest you read some stuff by this guy: www.michaelmoore.com I think he sums everything up better than anyone.

Here’s a true soundbite: "Although the Bush Administration is not the first to politicise science, no administration in recent memory has so shamelessly distorted scientific findings for policy reasons or suppressed them when they conflict with political goals." New York times summarising a letter sent to president Bush by top US scientists (23^rd Feb)

Contents:

Me	Me and my pets	If you’re really bored you might want to find out about me
	My School	About my image obsessed school
	Why I dislike Mr Long	A supposedly offending Essay I wrote for him
Arty stuff	Random sketches of People	(Updated with picture of ME! (Yes I have an ego problem; I can't remember who I am))
	Pictures of cities	(I did these in the first and second years when I must have been even more bored than I am now)
	General Art	Updated 6^th June with a New picture! Some pastel pictures that might mean something
	Landscape pictures	Pencil sketches of landscapes including Spain, Iceland, Scotland and Ireland
Photos	Photos	(updated with some pictures of the Iceland trip 2003)
	Doctored Photos	Entirely genuine Photos
General Entertainment	Animations	This section needs no introduction
	Animations	If for the above you get some message about bandwidth allocation try this backup one (unfortunately I have forgotten the password, plus the name and address I used to make it so it won’t get updated)
	Disillusion Academy	Updated May 24^th 2004 My attempt at a proper animation series. First + third episodes are online!
	Dis Acad backup	Backup for above
	More random stuff	Updated April 27^th with stupid adages section (me ranting basically)
	Horoscopes	(not mine, but genius enough to deserve a place on my Homepage)
Other	Links	(there is some cool stuff out there on the net)
	Exam Help	New (4thMay)Power point summary notes I made for geography
	Forum	New(27thApril2004) Lots of stuff going on here, I run it jointly with Opulus. Leave website comments, insults, pictures, or anything you think of on there! It has been quite a success, we also have various competitions, inc image editing and captioning!
	Guest book	(old place to leave comments) (There are quite a lot of abusive comments here so if you are of a nervous disposition don’t read the guest book)
	Contact me	My yahoo mail has buggered up so this mail may not work properly, I suggest using the forum to send me messages

(thought I would keep the banana for old times sake)

Hosted by www.Geocities.ws

This section needs no introduction

If for the above you get some message about bandwidth allocation try this backup one (unfortunately I have forgotten the password, plus the name and address I used to make it so it won’t get updated)

My yahoo mail has buggered up so this mail may not work properly, I suggest using the forum to send me messages