Randomness
Below is a pile of random crap I put together, some totally random, some with a comic point to
it
Stupid adages that make no sense
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New 27th April 2004) Join my crusade against all that is bollocks! and looks like a turkey that has eaten one too many sandwiches.Find you’re perfect partner!
A must have guide for all the confused drivers out there, shall reduce your confusion to 200% or more!
Criminals who need tough justice
Holy Scriptures of monkey bananaism
Bwooooooob bwooob bwooob bwwoob! This is pretty old and sucky but you might like it.
Be aware of these words of wisdom as they shall serve you well for your future years:
"When you encounter a small burning squirrel refrain from dancing as this will result in the end of the universe. However should the squirrel be burning with a black flame it is required for you to bring it gifts of naked men otherwise a coconut will extinguish the light"
Wise words there, wise words.
External Randomness
Below is a selection of other websites which are pretty random
The lord of randomness*****
Genius****
www.geocities.com/slick_j_2002
Some guys website I found while randomly trawling geocities, animations good I recommend Hoss Man ***
Some very random animations here, I recommend sausages but that is just a variation of badger badger badger, but a damn good one**
www.geocities.com/huntah2k/animations
why the fuck have my turnips run off with that goat (this in no way relates to this website)
http://www.geocities.com/midnyte_sun13/animations.html
some random crap*
http://www.geocities.com/bigbongo_man/Monkey.html
random*
Why you should never go banana fishing
Random story about bananas *
Basically if youre bored I suggest searching the yahoo geocities member pages for random animations/ crap and enjoy the work of the little people out there.