This Alien is wanted for surfing using an illegal surfboard, in the form of a giant ecstasy tablet. Oh and for wiping out the planet of strawberry fudge. He is thought to be exceedingly stoned, as befits an advanced race, and if you approach him he may eat/make love to you.

Thomas cork-stuck-up-his-arse, is wanted for multiple crimes involving sodomising of various people with a lance, who he believes has soiled his pasture. Unless your name is Mike Fisher, who likes being sodomised, keep away from this individual as his lance is very powerful

This TV remote escaped from my custody and I have been unable to find it since. It is to be considered extremely dangerous as it is completely harmless

Wanted: an explanation as to why I drew this picture. (and saying that I’m gay/insane/an alien doesn’t constitute an answer)

 Iain Davis and his clones (pictured opposite) are wanted for Crimes against their own manhood. He doesn’t have the internet so feel free to insult him online. (and if he does get it can someone warn me before he sees this)

Madonna is wanted because…… well I think the androids summed up the case pretty well ( if you don’t know who the androids are for some strange reason they wrote a song called I wanna do it with Madonna)