Quotes Resurrected

"Hello!" -Kruse to class.
"Ahh!" -Justin's responce.

"You know, it's funny the things you can say while someone's leaving. They nod and smile and have no idea what you just said." -Dan.

"Stoner really is stoned." -Justin.

"Mr. Bickle is judging us." -BJ.
"I am?" -Dan.
"No, the other Mr. Bickle (Dan's brother)." -Kruse.

"Low brass kicks ass!" -obviously the low brass.

"You dropped your fucken' pen!" -Justin.
"I'm sorry I dropped my fucken' pen!" -my response.

"Dude, I swear, it's a conspiracy!" -my conclution to all problems.

"You told my mom that I was happier this year." -Me.
"Yeah, well, you seem happier." -Kruse.
"I guess I am. It's good to know that I'm happier." -Me.
"It could be because Cornish isn't here." -Kruse.
"Ha ha! That's funny! You called 'im Cornish!" -Me, yes, again lacking sleep.

"Sunny Skies!" -Breanne.

"I'm not 'tarded." -Mrs. Fuller (cabin mom).

"I get my exersice from dancing around on the floor." -Dan talking to Kruse and I about his dancing at the BLUEStage with is bass while performing with Calling Marvin.

"Sell the cheeZe." -Mr. Kruse.

"Duct tape can fix anything." -Baker.

"I just called myself." -Lauren (whom obivously doesn't know how to use a cell phone...).

"-and I ask Jaye why on earth she wanted to be in chior! Honestly, they're all a bunch of damn drama queens!" -Mrs. Woodard.
"Ya know, I think you and I are going to be good friends." -Me.
(after wincing from hearing Mrs. Woodard say "damn") "I second that." -Kruse.

"I LIKE BACON!" -Baker to any cop.

"I get bored easily!" -Me.
"I can tell." -Dan.
"Hey... you weren't supposed to respond to that!" -Me.

"If it smells like tuna and tastes like chicken,
Close your eyes and keep on licken'." -Justin.

"If he know's he works with people that have short attention spans then why does he talk so much." -Me.
"Next time, you can have your mother take you." -Dad (after coming from the doc's office).

"Space is made in a Hollywood basement." -?

"GO BAND!!!" -Baker after every Pep Band.

"GO LOW BRASS" -Jace

"He has a fro... no, I think that's pubic hair on his head." -Me talking about Cornish.

"No." -Amber's response to anything a manager tells her to do.

"I may not have the key to success but I can pick the lock." -Me.

"blah..." -Me.
"Blah." -Baker.
"Blah!" -Me.
"BLAH!" -Baker.
"BLAH!!" -Me.
"BLAH!!!" -Baker.
"BLAH!!!" -Baker and I yelling through our tube-thingys after Pep Band.

"They look like horses but painted like cows." -Me talking about some funky horses.

"...but Carmen wasn't killed with a knife." -Kruse.
"Was it with a spoon?" -Jeff or Katie.
"An ice pick?" -Stoner.
"A fork!" -someone.
"Jekyll's cane!" -Chris or Nate.
Everyone agreed that it was the cane that killed Carmen.

"Look! It's GIR!" -Me yelling about a drawing on cabin 10's wall at Interlochen.

"Practice doesn't make perfect because your perfection increases each time you practice. There's always room for improvement." -Something I wrote for an assignment and Mr. Seal went all giddy and called me esoteric.

"Oh, wait! I know this." -Scott Was. messing up on his 'memorized' speach at graduation '02.

"It's all puffy." -Brian talking about Ron Douglas's chest hair.

"Meow." -Me.
"Oh, I'll show you meow." -Baker.
"That's it! After a threat like that I'm sicking The Cobra on you." -Me.
"NOOO!!!" -Baker.
Sometimes, work CAN be amusing.

"I want a pinapple for Christmas." -Stephine R.

"You know you're a family when you can get dressed and cry in front of each other." -Mr. Kruse right before our MSBOA performance.

"Ha ha ha! That hiccup just came out of nowhere!" -Me, stopping in the middle of a musical phrase to laugh.
"You haven't had much sleep, have you?" -Dan.

"Demon possession is always a good thing." -Me.

"It's coming, it's coming!"
"What's coming?"
"PEA SOUP!"
"EWWWWWWW!"
-a silly night with my friends, my first viewing of the Exodus.

"I'm at the bottom of the hill and digging a deeper hole. I call up the hill for a shovel." -Amy's response to one of Mrs. Treacher's life lessons.

"Someday, I will fly... in the meantime I'll use my truck." -my moto.

"There is a reason I don't listen to sax music in the car. I always think people are honking at me." -Ron(?)

"If you believe in band, you can do anything." -Me.

"Baste your turkey!" -Darcy on the way back from MCBA.

"Hey Tony!" -Darcy in NY to our tour guide.

"Bong-O-Bong!" -pretty much everyone in the front of the NY bus saying our bus driver's name (Bob) in mock-Chinese.

"...I see band people..." -Me.

"Have you ever been to fart.com?" -Crieg (from Comm. Band).
...after David and I calmed down from laughing... "They have 'Squeak of the Week.'" -Crieg (yeah, another euph' player).
..again, after we nearly stopped laughing... "You can tell some of them are fake." -Crieg (one of his weird days).
...we're still laughing while Ron (director) is the only one talking... "You better quiet your section down. People are looking." -'The Scottish Guy' (trombone dude from Comm. Band).

"They lost? The Patriots?" -Ron.
"No, they won... in the last four seconds." -someone in Theory II.
"Oh... How Republican." -Ron.

"You need to work on you self esteem." -Ron.
"It's not my self esteem I have to work on; it's my music theory." -someone in Theory II.

"His hair (long and greasy) would be called a 'sploof' because that's what he'd hear when he moves his head. A hair cut like mine (short, simple) would be called a 'puff.' But if someone were to go to the barbers and want a haircut like Ron's, they'd be asking for a 'zephyr.'" -Crieg. (Ron's bald on top, zephyr means air)

"Okay, let's pick up from 'Billie, git yer hands outta my daughter's pockets.'" -Ron.
(Laughter from the orchestra {in the pit} while the singers remain oblivious {on the stage}.)
"Oh, right, sorry. It's 'Keep yer hands in yer own pockets.'" -Ron, not at all sorry.
(More laughter from the orchestra while singers are wondering where that noise is coming from.)
"I liked it better my way. Let's change the dialogue." -Ron, egged on by the orchestra.
This took place during rehearsal for Rodgers & Hammerstein's Carousel. I on my t-bone.

"You have to pay attention to the common chords... Ha ha, remember 'Common woman' from the play? Get it?" -Poor Ron couldn't get Carousel out of his head.
During quintet practice.

"Usually, people with big mouths have good tone... (long silence) ...don't even say it." -Ron.
During quintet practice.

"Not only were the winds there before the strings, but they were there even before the singers!" -Ron about Carousel, very proud to be a wind player.

"I'm going to buy me a shirt that says 'I'm a wind player.'" -Ron after ranting about the string section's lack of intelligence.

"My mother had a baby once." -Jigger.
An actual line in Carousel.

"Put on a frest coat of paint, you're starting to peel ya ol' pleasure boat! Ume bop-bop, Ume bop-bop!" -Jigger.
An actual line in Carousel.

"This is too hard. I'm going to jump out that window." -Rocky (something about V7 chords becoming too difficult to handle).
"At least you're falling into an abyss of knowledge." -Ron.

"Baby, the other other white meat." -One of Corey's favorite sayings when we sort the truck (at Polly's) and we come upon the baby food.

"Baby, it's what's for dinner." -Corey (same as above).

"They're all sporky and forky!" -Jacob talking about a spork.

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"Prejudices, it is well known, are most difficult to eradicate from the heart whose soil has never been loosened or fertilized by education; they grow there, firm as weeds among stones." -Charlotte Bronte.

"Vision without action is a daydream. Action without vision is a nightmare." -Japanese proverb.

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step." -Chinese Proverb.

"Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall." -Confucius.

"When you cease to dream, you cease to live." -Malcom S. Forbes.

"Life is a big canvas. Throw all the paint on it you can." -Danny Kaye.

"Build for your team a feeling of oneness, of dependence on one another and of strength to be derived by unity." -Vince Lombardi.
(Reminds me of marching band)

"FUUUUUCK!" -David from Lorena Manual's Pastoral.

"Regulate the business? You're oversimplifying things by saying that it should or shouldn't be outlawed... Issues are never black or white--that's why they're called issues. They're too complex to be solved so easily by saying yes or no... I guess where people's right are concerned, there'll always be issues." -from Lorena Manual's Pastoral.

"There's more to Heaven and Hell than is thought up in your philosophy." -William Shakespeare (Hamlet).

"Thought is free." -William Shakespeare.

"To thine own self be true." -William Shakespeare.

"The fool think himself wise, but the wise man know himself a fool." -William Shakespeare.

"Pain is a feeling. Feelings pass with time, and time passes." -(?).

"It's people like you that make me realize how very special I am." -(?).

"The shortest book: What Guys know about Girls."

"A hunch is creativity trying to tell you something." -Anonymous.

"Mass change creates mass chaos." -A hippy at Woodstock.

"A colonel heard me play and said 'this man shouldn't go to the front lines.'" -Dave Bruback(?), pianoist.

"He used to call me up and play a phrase on his sax then hang up and wait from me to call back with my musical answer." -(?) about John Coltrane.

"This wasn't a poem, this was a novel." -(?) about J. Coltrane.

"It was the closest thing to religion I ever got." (?) about J. Coltrane's playing.

"The activity and music of the symphonic band (also called concert band or wind orch.) is one of music's best-kept secrets." -last line for band, symphonic in Webster's New World Dictionary of Music. As an amature musician STILL playing in a concert band, I find this highly amusing.

"Music is our life. We've got to keep doing it." -Bandleader, Butch Gomez, of the Regal Brass Band of New Orleans in Detroit not long after Hurricane Katrina hit.

A work of art can stand alone. The work of creating art cannot.

Everything'll be all right in the end. If it's not all right, it's not the end.

Follow your dreams (except that one where you're at school in your underwear).

This land is my land, oh yes it's my land!! I've got a shot gun, and you don't got one!! If you don't get off, I'll blow your head off!! This land is private property!!

Don't sweat the petting things (and don't pet the sweaty things).

Don't make me go medieval on you!

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

If you have something to say; raise your hand (and place it over your mouth).

When I grow up, I wanna be a meatball!!

You're all sheep!!

I upped my standards now UP YOURS!

A woman has the last word in any argument (what a man says after that is the start of a new argument).

I don't do perky.

Either shut up or render me unconscious.

I wonder what it's like to be a slice of cheeZe.

Ignore the idiots and flamers (replies only encourage them).

Life's too short to stay on topic.

And we're off... like a heard of turtles!!

Get in, sit down, shut up, and hold on!

Don't hate me because I'm beautiful. There are better reasons to hate me.

As if idoits ever cared about logic.

What happened to the lights? Why is it so dark? Who's touching me? ...I didn't say stop...

I came, I saw, I kicked some ass!

Economics; it's not what you know, it's who you know.

Every obsession is better if you have a partner in crime.

It's a dirty job but somebody loves to do it!

When everyone is panicking and someone asks you to do something, but they don't specify what, maybe it's best if you just go ahead and start dancing.

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(to the tune of the Mickey Mouse March)
"What's the worse place of them all that gets you all depressed?
P-O-L L-Y-S S-U-C-K-S
Polly's sucks! (Polly's sucks)
Polly's sucks! (Polly's sucks)
It makes you want to hit the floor and
die
die!
DIE!"
-Amy, Amber, and I's 'Polly's sucks' songs (we're stockers).

(to the tune of the Toys 'R Us theme song)
"I don't want to go to work,
because it really, really sucks.
A million things at Polly's that I don't want to do!
To Frozen, Produce, and Bagger
It's the worse damn place there is.
Gee Wiz!
I don't want to go to work,
because if I did
I wouldn't be an unemployed kid!"
-Me.

(to the tune of Barney's song)
"I love me, you do too.
Why don't we go fuck and screw?
With a great big bed and our cloths on the floor.
Oh, look mom, I'm gunna score!
-Amy (don't ask).

Green Acres
"(Guy) Green Acres is the place to be.
Farm liven' is the life for me.
Land spreaden' out so far and wide,
Keep Manhattan, just give me that country side.
(Gal) New York is where I'd rather stay,
I get allergic smelling hay.
I just adore that penthouse view,
Darling I love you but give me Park Ave.
(Guy) The chores!
(Gal) The stores!
(Guy) Fresh air!
(Gal) Time Square!
(Guy) You are my wife..
(Gal) Good-bye city life!
(Both) Green Acres we are there!"
-I have this down because Baker and I used to sing it during pep band. Then in 2003, our senior year, Baker got a hold of a some piano music of GA and Dan Bickle transposed it for the pep band. It was the last pep song (besides the fight song) that the pep band seniors ever played.

(To the tune of Jingle Bells)
"Jingle bells, Kruse smells,
Jazz is what we play!
Sax get hit from trombone slides,
And the spit zone 'stay away!'"
-Freshman year, Darcy and I making up stuff about Jazz II around X-mas time

(To the tune of Let it Snow)
"Oh, the teacher inside if frightful, but the scene is so delightful.
Please, won't you let us say,
Let us play
The jazz way
Let us play!
-again, Jazz II Darcy and I being bored in 9th grade.

(To the tune of the Flinstones)
"Simpson, Homer Simpson,
he's the greatest guy in history.
From the town of Springfield,
He's about to hit a chestnut tree! AHH!"
Homer Simpson from the Simpsons.

"It's raining, it's pouring,
Amy is snoring.
She went to bed, got boinked instead,
And walked funny the next morning.
-Me.

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"You smell like death." -(?).
"I've heard." -(?).
I forgot who spoke it but it's from CSI.

"You still suffer like a Catholic. A light bulb goes out, people get a new one. Light bulb goes out for a Catholic, he stands in the dark wondering what he did wrong." -A pastor (or someone like that) talking to Grissum.
CSI.

"Two thongs don't make a right." -Ryan Styles.

"Any questions? Don't ask. I'm tired of talking and want to go to sleep." -The Wonder's manager.
The Wonders I think.

"Mary had a little lamb... BUT I ATE IT!!!" -Looney Tunes.

"Where's my moose?" -Gir from Invader Zim.

"Yes, um, wait a minute... no!" -Gir from Invader Zim.

"I thought you guys were my friends." -Cartman.
"Dude, no we're not." -Kyle or Stan.
South Park.

"I went to college. Oh, sweet domination!" -Plankton (off the back of a cereal box).
Spongebob Squarepants.

"This is the fourth time I've had to scrape you off something this week." -Mr. Crabs.
Spongebob Squarepants.

"That salesman wouldn't know the difference between an elbow and an obeo... heh, heh... band humor." -Squidward.
Spongebob Squarepants.

"I'll just say you all died in a marching band accident." -Squidward.
Spongebob Squarepants.

"A one, a two, a skeedly-deedly-doo!" -Spongebob conducting a marching band practice.
Spongebob Squarepants.

"Okay, let's get this over with..." -Squidward (this was funny because he's talking to his marching band before a performance and it reflects the enthusiasm of band directors all over the world so very well).
Spongebob Squarepants.

"I'll give you all the time that I haven't all ready sold to Mr. Crabs." -Spongebob.
Spongebob Squarepants.

"Two wrongs don't make a right." -Wanda.
"But three rights make a left!" -Cosmo.
The Fairly Odd Parents

"Hello Super Bike, I'd like you to meet Super Screwdriver!" -Cosmo.
"Super Toilet." -Superbike.
"No! All that clogging!" -Cosmo.
The Fairly Odd Parents

"Hi! My name's Timmy Turner. I have a short attention span and..." -Timmy.
The Fairly Odd Parents.

"When you said 'we' you could have meant 'we three,' 'we the people,' or my favorite 'WWWEEEEEEEEE'!" -Cosmo.
The Fairly Odd Parents.

"Cool- I mean 'meow' -I mean 'woof!' Yeah, let's go with that one." -Cosmo (in the form of a dog).
The Fairly Odd Parents.

"Stupid Ketchup!" -Cosmo.
The Faily Odd Parents.

"I LIKE PIE!!" -Cosmo.
The Fairly Odd Parents.

"I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T... I mean S-M-A-R-T!" -Homer Simpson.
The Simpsons.

"The leprechaun tells me to burn things." -Ralph.
The Simpsons.

"I'm going to party like it's on sale for $19.99!" -Apu.
The Simpsons.

"Would you please shut up? ...Won't you shut up? ...Shut up! ...I can't believe you won't shut up." -Apu (Homer won't shut up).
The Simpsons

"My head says no but my heart and hips crave to proceed." -(?).
The Simpsons.

"I swear Monty, you're the devil himself." -(Marge's mother).
"Who told you!?" -Mr. Burns.
The Simpsons.

"That's Zap Brannican's ship!" -Leela.
"Zap Brannican? The Zap Brannican? Oh my God, it's Zap Brannican! ...who's Zap Brannican?" -Fry.
Futurama.

"I love you." -Lucy Luibot.
"I love you." -Fry.
"I love you." -Lucy Luibot.
"I love you." -Fry.
"She's stuck in an infinite loop and he's an idiot." -Professor.
Futurama

"I don't reconize any of you or remember why I'm here!" -Professor.
Futurama.

"Uh oh, I just remembered this is a hover bridge." -Leela(?).
"And I just remembered this isn't a hover car." -Amy(?).
"Is that a bad thing?" -Fry.
"Not if you have no regrets." -Dr. Zoidberg (as they're falling in the river).
Futurama.

"It was just a matter of out-smarting them." -Leela.
"Really? I would have never thought of that..." -Fry.
Futurama.

"You can't blame T.V. for all thier violence. Give the schools some credit." -Fry.
Futurama.

"Bite my shiny metal ass!" -Bender.
Futurama.

"Ya know what else sucks about being a slave? The hours." -Fry.
Futurama.

"This society's a bunch of idiots." -Leela.
Futurama.

"Comedy's a dead art form. Tragedy, now that's funny!" -Bender.
Futurama.

"What's the difference between art and pornography? A government grant!" -Peter.
Family Guy.

"Ooh, no, I'm not going down there!" -Inu-Yasha sitting in a tree.
"Sit boy!" -Kegome.
WHAM! Inu-Yasha hits the ground.
"Stupid necklace." -Inu-Yasha.
Inu-Yasha.

"I say we sell this stuff in the next village and have a party." -Miroku
"That's the last time I do any acts of kindness with you." -Inu-Yasha.
Inu-Yasha.

"Yeah, yeah, roar, roar to you too buddy." -Inu-Yasha going to fight his brother whom transformed into his true, dog-demon self.
Inu-Yasha.

"Wait you!" -Inu-Yasha.
"My name's not 'you' it's Kagome." -Kagome.
"Hey, stupid!" -Inu-Yasha.
"My name's not 'stupid' either." -Kagome.
Inu-Yasha.

"Does anyone tell you you don't talk much?" -(?).
"Does anyone tell you you talk too much?" -Spike.
Cowboy Bebop.

"Cheers to me and my reflection in your lovely eyes." -Some cowboy.
Cowboy Bebop.

"I gave you my heart and you stabbed it with a fork. Then I gave you my soul and you fed it to a troll. So, instead, I give you your own day... Happy Cheap Hooker Day!" -Adult Swim on Valentine's Day.

"Don't worry, everything tastes like chicken in the end. And chicken tastes good." -Adult Swim.

"Responsibility is: being responsible for your abilitiy." -Adult Swim.

"Hold still. We're trying to set your head on fire... with our minds..." -Adult Swim.

"We apologize when we tried to set your heads on fire. We think we've got it now... (A.S. logo goes to center of screen then bursts into flames)." -Adult Swim a few months after the previous quote.

"It's not like I can make a girl out of spare parts!" -(?).
"It's true; I've tried." -(?).
The Oblongs.

"Organized people are just to lazy to look for things." -some lady.
Dr. Fill.

"He knows what he's doing... I think."
(later)
"See, I told you he knows what he's doing... I think."

"How'd you like to flirt with danger? I've been a very bad boy." -(?).

"That's not me, that's my character talking." -(?).
"Your character's about to get smacked in the jaw." -(?).

"I can't believe he didn't know we set a trap. That's what you get when you don't watch enough television." -(?).

"Oh, no, sorry, I was too busy writhing in agony to notice." -(?).

"A real fairy tale ending... grim." -(?).

"The new cosmic order is a bit disconscerting." -(?).
"Yeah, but it works." -(?).

"This isn't a dream, this is just me gone insane." -(?).

"School spirit should be left to girls with pom-poms." -(?).

"Imagine being so rich you can afford to keep one of the world's greatest composer as a pet. Mind, he does snap and snarl." -(?).

"How'd you get so sweet?" -(?).
"When I was born my mother dunked me in a barrel of sugar." -(?).

"Indifference and neglect often do more damage than outright dislike." -Professor Dumbledore.
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix.
There's a lot of funny stuff said in the Harry Potter books but you'll have to read that for yourselves. I just put this one up because it spoke to me... it's how my dad has treated me ever sense I first picked up a trombone. He doesn't think music is a good way to make a productive life... (I'm refraining from a rude comment right about now). Just you wait...

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"We recruted a full demon once but he ate some of our people so we had to dismiss him." -A villager trying to get Roth and co. to overthrow their 'Empress'.

"You can't stay awake forever." -Toby.
"I'm part god. I could try." -Roth making an attempt to keep the nightmares away.

"Active little thing." -Naomi.
"...did she say 'chicken'?" -Roth.
They're talking about May, Roth's 'ward?'. She just said her first word.

"Ow! My nose!" -Roth.
"Ha ha ha-ow! My tail!" -Toby.
This is my little sister's favorite part, it's all about May.

"No, May, don't put that up your nose!" -Komatai.
Another of my sister's favorite parts.

"This is what the nobles wear? A sheet?" -Roth.
"Its regal in the Mediterranean cultures. You should feel very stately." -Toby.
"...Toby, I feel pretty." -Roth.

"Caravanning is hard work." -Naomi.

"Those girls' only goal in life is to get you filthy just so they can strip you down and see you naked when you bathe." -Naomi.

"I've never been one for concubines. They infect the mind and deter one's true objectives-" -Roth.
"-like conquering the seven deserts?" -Toby.
"Precisely." -Roth.

"Never tagged you as a daydreamer." -Odin.
"I'm not... but sometimes I think I was supposed to be." -Roth.

"There are times when I cannot decipher whether I am dreaming or living in reality. It feels as though I am drifting between the two, never to wake and never to sleep." -Roth.
"Ye mustn't worry yerself over the way thing go about happenin' and just hitch a ride with the sun. It's the only reliable thing I know of. Dawn will come and evening� will set. Dinne dwell on the complicated things and trust yet feelin�s; do as nature intended ye ta do." -Odin.

"That cocky bastard just called me a runt! Now I'm really pissed off!" -Kitsune.
"Are you finished ranting because, apparently, dogs are carnivorous." -Roth (nervously).
"Next time I'll ask someone who's not retarded! Ya here that, moron?" -Kitsune ignoring Roth.
"Stop aggravating the demons... shit!" -Roth.
"That's it! I�m kicking his ass!" -Kitsune.
This is a forgotten memory of Roth's when he was still mortal. Kitsune was a mage (of sorts), often agressive in his youth and liked to pick fights with evil demons because he knew he had the power to destroy them. This is ironic in the light that he was reincarnated as the fox demon/nymph Toby, who is, like all my favorite characters, evil. Also ironic, 'kitsune' means fox in Japanese.

"This sort of thing happens all the time, there's no need for you to act like an offended opera singer." -Naomi.

"The ceremonies will begin at 8pm, and, if previous years give any indication, the dance will last until around noon the next day, or until the orchestra collapses, whichever comes first." -Naomi.

"There is indeed a fine line between bravery and stupidity." -Toby.
"At least we survived." -Odin (happily oblivious).
"...idiot..." -Toby.

"Yes, anything IS possible. It is an exciting cosmos, isn't it?" -Yamurix.
He's the God of Death of Roth's old civilization. Yamurix died (strange, I know, but the story to it is pretty awesome, if I do say so myself... and I do) and offered Roth amazing powers if he would share his body so his spirit wouldn't die.p> "Percussive maintenence works every time." -Naomi.

"When in Rome, do as the Romans do." -Toby.
"Don't you mean 'do what the Romans do'?" -Roth.
"...perv." -Toby.

"If you're ticklish, you should NEVER put a furry animal under your shirt." -Toby (giving advice to May, after she just did it).

"Sometimes, standing and waiting isn't enough to serve." -Roth being his evil overlord-self again.

"Beware of weird secret rooms." -Komatia (After Roth overthrew his mentor, Destane, he let the magic prisoners out to serve him. Unfortunately, the Citical is very large and full of stuff you might find in a mad scientist's lair, or Harry Potter. Komatia, Kiev, Noora, Naomi, and Pysron all get lost and have quite the adventure trying to find the kitchen from the thrown room).

"The world is an unforgivable place... but here, it is MUCH worse!" -Roth giving his introductory speech after taking over the lands of his master. Yup, he's an evil little bugger.

"Overconfedence can get someone killed." -Jaque.
"But Toby's not overconfedent, just smart enough not to get in the path of Roth's power." -Komatai.
"Brave chap." -Jaque.
"Poor lad." -Odin.
"...dork..." -Naomi.

"You can't force someone to be your friend!" -Toby.
"I don't need a friend when I have so many slaves to play with and blow up." -Roth (being evil again).

"Never go out into the jungle or into space without a buddy." Naomi.

"May! Don't take home strange pets if you don't know what they are, what they eat, or how they'll act." -Roth.
"Or any seemingly harmless, but totally out of place objects floating in the cold vastness of space." -Toby.
Both boys being fathers to May.

"What's to be afraid of? It's just a chicken." -Toby.
*Looks up at a giant, fire-breathing chicken*
"That's a big chicken." -Toby.
May was playing around in Roth's labratory with her pet chicken.

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