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Debbie forced Eric to fill out a "friendship survery" about her. Much hilarity ensued. |
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...that Debbie should only do if she's very, very drunk. |
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Debbie wrote you a poem and drew you some pictures to go with it. Hahahahahahahaha!!!! |
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Eric's to-do list. It involves black clothing and glowing radioactive lizards (or perhaps radioactive glowing lizards?) Anyway--he just ain't right. |
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Debbie relates how her female friends helped her recover from boy-induced trauma. |
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Eric and Deb tell of their amazing sister, the sainted Catherine. |
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The only good boy is an imaginary boy. Or so Debbie claims. |
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Eric's real opinion on centers of higher learning. |
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Debbie hates boys--we get the point already! Heh. Point... |
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Never question what goes into your belly. The horror. The horror! |
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Debbie's best friend Erika writes a guest story about biting a man and getting away with it. |
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What happens when good administrations go bad . . . scratch that, what happens when bad administrations stay that way. |
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All writing (c) Eric and Deborah Signorile. That means it's ours, not yours. Yeah, we know--freaky. |
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