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| This site is dedicated to the writings and ramblings of North Carolina siblings Debbie and Eric (that would be the Dark Maiden and Grey Boy from the title). Neither one of them knows anything about webpage design, because they are simply writers. They write. That is all. Debbie, the �webmistress� of this site, does not know much HTML and does not plan on ever knowing much HTML; therefore, if you want a beautifully handcrafted site, you have come to the wrong place. Debbie does all the graphics in Adobe Photoshop, uploads them into Geocities Pagebuilder, and slaps something together from there. A few of the pages were done with straight HTML, and those are the pages that look like crap. In spite of those pages, Debbie thinks the site looks pretty good, considering, but she's always open to suggestions about how she could improve it�as long as you are volunteering to implement said suggestions your own damn self. (Have we mentioned that Debbie lives a full and busy life? She doesn�t want to learn anything new or do anything difficult. She�ll leave that to you). No, Dark Maiden & Grey Boy isn�t a masterpiece of webdesign. But don�t despair�Eric and Debbie still have some cool stuff for you. Debbie�s El Tango de Fernando is�proof that she needs a psychiatrist very, very badly. And if you aren�t big into fiction, you might want to check out the review section, Pimpin� It, or the sibs� riffs on daily life, A Funny Thing Happened. For the religious minded, there�s Holy Crap�Deb and Eric�s prayers for the young and somewhat blasphemous. You can also read about the train wreck that is Debbie�s daily life in her livejournal, check out Eric and Deb�s page of funny/meaningful/insightful/kind of insane quotes, What You Said, or just try to get the hell out of here by checking out The Obligatory Links Page. If none of that appeals�well, then, you�re screwed, cause Debbie and Eric ain�t got nothin� else. Well, they do have something else, sorta: Deb and Eric comment on each other�s work. If you click on the pretty little numbers buried in their nonfiction pieces, you will be taken to their wonderful and brutal comments about each other�s writing ability. Eric's are in blue, and Deb's are in red. It�s fun to watch them tear each other apart. Really. Thank you for coming. We really do hope that you enjoy yourself. But if you don�t, then for God�s sake don�t whine to us about it! |
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| All work (c) Deborah and Eric Signorile. Write your own crap-don't steal ours. | |||||||||