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Debbie believes in Jesus; Eric believes in that guy who used to run Brunching.com. But even though they don't share the same God, Eric and Debbie pray to their deities about remarkably similar things: passing tests, navigating Walmart, etc. Here's a sampling of some of their more, er, inspired prayers. |
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Debbie can slap a ho at over 300 MPH, so she feels highly qualified to pimp (or not pimp) all the movies, books, or CDs she runs across. Eric is not similarly qualified, but he'll still tell you what he thinks about everything--whether you want to hear it or not. (Eric is now qualifiied. 375 mph ho-slap. Ha) |
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Eric and Debbie's lives are filled with joy, laughter, and grinding humiliation--and they want to share those feelings with you! |
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Debbie has a livejournal. It's really not very funny, but she likes to pretend it is. Well, it was funny that one time--but that was unintentional. *sigh* |
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Hah. I have broken the shackles of quizilla, only to make a mockery of our little vow. Yes, I have used html. Honestly, I don't think it looks half bad . . . anyway, much gratitude to mutedfaith, who had an open invitation to steal code. I couldn't have done it without you--and many hours of sheer stubborn persistance. |
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Don't ask me where this one came from. Undoubtedly I watched waaaay too many faux-philosophical karate movies at some point. Anyway, enjoy. Or ridicule, if that's your thing. Enjoy ridicule, if we absolutely must compromise. |
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All writing (c) Eric and Deborah Signorile. Don't make us have to get out the taser. |
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