In brief . . .

Durham's new Cartoon Studies BA condemned as "mickey mouse degree"

College lasagne in "Watchdog" hall of fame

Gherkin editors: don't they have degrees to do?

Ex-public schoolboy in gangster rapper delusion

"Hilarious" anecdote behind nickname completely forgotten

College shop to stock weapons of mass destruction

Steve Rayner found in penthouse; reader's wife of the month

Student caught with valid TV license

DJ Robin missing; Gav and Wal deny all charges

Fresher misses JCR meeting; urgent appointment with drying paint