There's a bunch of ways to keel a goober, a-cause they just sit around axin to get kilt. I'll tell ya bout my favorite method, cause I like youinz so much. Here it go...

    Ok, lets say theres a good-fer-nothing Goober a-protestin in front of ummm... Happy Cow Milk Farm or sumthin.

    So I walks up to him and says "Hey mister Goober, how bout a non dairy treat?" And he looks at me with those beedy lil eyes of his and he says,

    "Why thank you, I was getting thirsty sucklin tha teet of Satan..." or sumthing like that the goobers would say.

    Then he drinks it down like a horse with no name and starts a coughin and a sputterin.

    And I peels off the label and its jes milk! They fall fer it every galdurn time!