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Please enjoy
the following collection of Verses that I've collected over
the time in respect of 'The CAT'
If I have by
chance place a verse that you have written please notify me
and I will give credit where it is due.
Thank you
and ENJOY!
ODE TO THE CAT
Respect the Cat - I beg you
For she is unique - Deserving of Respect
Respect her lineage - lost in obscurity
Her Egyptian ancestry
The reverence accorded her in the Temples of the East
RESPECT THE CAT
Who according to Celtic Legend watches over us
With eyes said to be windows onto another world
Legends have it -
Of Cat and Dog as Sentinals at the Gates of Paradise
The Evil One tried to enter disguised as a mouse
The Dog let Him pass The Cat Slew Him
Respect The Cat

Ode to the Cat
The animals were imperfect,
long-tailed,
unfortunate in their heads.
Little by little they
put themselves together,
making themselves a landscape,
acquiring spots, grace, flight.
The cat,
only the cat
appeared complete and proud:
he was born completely finished,
walking alone and knowing what he wanted.
Man wants to be fish or fowl,
the snake would like to have wings
the dog is a disoriented lion,
the engineer would like to be a poet,
the fly studies to be a swift,
the poet tries to imitate the fly,
but the cat
only wants to be a cat
and any cat is a cat
from his whiskers to his tail,
from his hopeful vision of a rat
to the real thing,
from the night to his golden eyes.
There is no unity
like him,
the moon and the flower
do not have such context:
he is just one thing
like the sun or the topaz,
and the elastic line of his contours
is firm and subtle like
the line of a ship's prow.
His yellow eyes
have just one
groove
to coin the gold of night time.
Oh little
emperor without a sphere of influence
conqueror without a country,
smallest living-room tiger, nuptial
sultan of the sky,
of the erotic roof-tiles,
the wind of love
in the storm
you claim
when you pass
and place
four delicate feet
on the ground,
smelling,
distrusting
all that is terrestrial,
because everything
is too unclean
for the immaculate foot of the cat.
Oh independent wild beast
of the house
arrogant
vestige of the night,
lazy, gymnastic
and alien,
very deep cat,
secret policeman
of bedrooms,
insignia
of a
disappeared velvet,
surely there is no
enigma
in your manner,
perhaps you are not a mystery,
everyone knows of you
and you belong
to the least mysterious inhabitant,
perhaps everyone believes it,
everyone believes himself the owner,
proprietor,
uncle
of a cat,
companion,
colleague,
disciple
or friend
of his cat.
Not me.
I do not subscribe.
I do not know the cat.
I know it all, life and its archipelago,
the sea and the incalculable city,
botany,
the gynoecium and its frenzies,
the plus and the minus of mathematics,
the volcanic frauds of the world,
the unreal shell of the crocodile,
the unknown kindness of the fireman,
the blue atavism of the priest,
but I cannot decipher a cat.
My reason slips on his indifference,
his eyes have golden numbers.
*Translated from the Spanish of Pablo
Neruda

I Am Your Cat
I am your cat, and I have a little something
I'd like to whisper in
your ear.
I know that you humans lead busy lives. Some have to
work, some have
children to raise. It always seems like you are running
here and there,
often much too fast, often never noticing the truly grand
things in life.
Look down at me now, while you sit there at your
computer. See the way
my eyes look at yours?
They are slightly cloudy now. That comes with age.
The gray hairs are
beginning to ring my soft muzzle.
You smile at me; I see love in your eyes. What do you
see in mine? Do
you see a spirit? A soul inside, who loves you as no other
could in the
world? A spirit that would forgive all trespasses of prior
wrong doing for
just a simple moment of your time?
That is all I ask. To slow down, if even for a few
minutes to be with
me. So many times you have been saddened by the words you
read on that
screen, of others of my kind, passing.
Sometimes we die young and oh so quickly, sometimes so
suddenly it
wrenches your heart out of your throat. Sometimes, we age
so slowly before
your eyes that you may not even seem to know until the very
end, when we
look at you with grizzled muzzles and cataract clouded eyes.
Still the love is always there, even when we must take
that long
sleep, to run free in a distant land. I may not be here
tomorrow; I may not
be here next week. Someday you will shed the water from
your eyes, that
humans have when deep grief fills their souls, and you will
be angry at
yourself that you did not have just "One more day" with me.
Because I love you so, your sorrow touches my spirit
and grieves me.
We have NOW, together. So come, sit down here next to me,
and look deep into
my eyes. What do you see? If you look hard and deep enough
we will talk, you
and I, heart to heart.
Come to me not as "alpha" or as "owner" or even "Mom
or Dad," come to
me as a living soul and stroke my fur and let us look deep
into one
another's eyes, and talk. I may tell you something about
the fun of batting
toys, or I may tell you something profound about myself, or
even life in
general.
You decided to have me in your life because you wanted
a soul to share
such things with. Someone very different from you, and here
I am.
I am a cat, but I am alive. I feel emotion, I feel
physical senses,
and I can revel in the differences of our spirits and souls.
I do not think
of you as a "Cat on two feet" -- I know what you are. You
are human, in all
your quirkiness, and I love you still.
Now, come sit with me. Enter my world, and let time
slow down if only
for 15 minutes. Look deep into my eyes, and whisper into my
ears. Speak
with your heart, with your joy and I will know your true
self. We may not
have tomorrow, and life is oh so very short.........
--Author Unknown

Lend me a
kitten
I will lend to you for a while a kitten, God said.
For you to love while he lives, and mourn when he's dead
Maybe for twelve or fourteen years, or maybe two or three.
But will you, 'till I call him back, take care of him for
me?
He'll bring his charms to gladden you and should his stay
be brief,
you'll always have his memories as solace for your grief
I cannot promise he will stay, since all from earth return.
But there are lessons taught below I want this kitten to
learn
I've looked the whole world over in search of teachers true,
And from the folk that crowds life's land I have chosen you.
Now will you give him all your love, nor think the labor
vain?
Nor hate me when I come to take my kitten home again?
And my heart replied, "My Lord, Thy Will Be Done."
For all the joys this kitten brings, the risk of grief I'll
run
We'll shelter him with tenderness, we'll love him while we
may.
And for the happiness that we've known, forever grateful
stay
But should you call him back much sooner than we planned,
We'll brave the bitter grief that comes, and try to
understand
If by our love we've managed your wishes to achieve,
in memory of his sweet sweet love, please help us while we
grieve.
When our cherished kitten departs this world of strife,
Please send yet another needing soul for us to love all his
life.
Adapted
from the poem "To All Parents",
by Edgar A. Guest [1881-1959]

Cat Kisses
Sandpaper kisses
On a cheek or a chin -
That is the way
for a day to begin!
Sandpaper kisses
A cuddle and a purr
I have an alarm clock
That's covered in fur!
Author Unkown

I LOVE
MY KITTY
I Love
My Little Kitty, she makes my house a home
she always is my best friend, I never feel alone
She makes me smile, she makes me laugh
She fills my heart with love...
Did some breeder breed her, or did she fall down from above
I've
never been a breeder, seen life through their eyes
I hold my little kitty and just sit and criticize
I've never known their anguish, I've never felt their pain
the caring of their charges, through snow, wind and rain
I've
never sat the whole night, waiting for babies to be born
The stress and trepidation when they're still not here by
dawn
I've never felt the heartache, of a little life in my hands
This darling little baby, who weighs but 60 grams
Should
you do that instead of this.. or this instead of that
Alone you fight, and hope one day, he'll grow to be a cat
and bring joy to another being, and make a house a home
You know its all just up to you, you'll fight this fight
alone
Formula, bottles, heating pads, you've got to get this right
Two hourly feeds for this tiny guy, throughout the day and
night.
In your heart you know, your almost sure to lose the fight
to save this little baby, but god willing.. you might
Day
one he's in there fighting, you say a silent prayer
Day two and three, he's doing well, with lots of love and
care
Day four and five... he's still alive, your hopes soar to
the heavens
Day six he slips away again, dies in your hands day seven
You
take this little angel, and bury him alone
With aching heart and burning tears, and an exhausted groan
You ask yourself "why do I do this?.. why suffer all this
pain?"
But when you see the joy your kittens bring.. it really self
explains
So,
when you think of breeders and label them with "greed"
Think about what they endure to fill another's need
When you buy a kitten and with your precious dollars do part
You only pay with money.. we pay with our heart.

Cat
Rules
BATHROOMS:
Always accompany guests to the bathroom.
It is not necessary to do anything.
Just sit and stare.
DOORS:
Do not allow any closed doors in any room.
To get door open, stand on hind legs and
hammer with forepaws.
Once door is opened, it is not necessary
to use it. After you have ordered
an "outside" door opened, stand halfway
in and out and think about several things.
This is particularly important during very
cold weather, rain, snow, or mosquito season.
CHAIRS AND RUGS:
If you have to throw up, get to a chair
quickly.
If you cannot manage in time, get to an
Oriental rug. If there is no Oriental rug,
shag is good.
When throwing up on the carpet,
make sure you back up so it is as long
as a humans bare foot.
HAMPERING:
If one of your humans is engaged in
some activity and the other is idle,
stay with the busy one.
This is called "helping,"
otherwise known as "hampering."
Following are the rules for "hampering:"
1) When supervising cooking, sit just behind
the left heel of the cook. You cannot be seen and thereby
stand a better chance of being
stepped on and then picked up and comforted.
2) For book readers, get in close under the
chin, between eyes and book, unless you can lie
across the book itself.
3) For paperwork, lie on the work in the most
appropriate manner so as to obscure as much
of the work as possible or at least.
Pretend to doze, but every so often reach
out and slap the pencil or pen.
4) When a human is holding the newspaper in
front of him/her, be sure to jump on
the back of the paper. Humans love to jump.
5) When human is working at computer, jump up
on desk, walk across keyboard, bat at mouse pointer on
screen and then lay in human's lap
across arms, hampering typing in progress.
WALKING:
As often as possible, dart quickly and as
close as possible in front of the human, especially:
on stairs, when they have something in their
arms, in the dark, and when they first get up
in the morning. This will help their
coordination skills.
BEDTIME:
Always sleep on the human at night
so he/she cannot move around.
LITTER BOX:
When using the litter box, be sure to kick
as much litter out of the box as possible.
Humans love the feel of kitty litter
between their toes.
HIDING:
Every now and then, hide in a place
where the humans cannot find you.
Do not come out for three to four
hours under any circumstances.
This will cause the humans to panic
(which they love) thinking that you
have run away or are lost.
Once you do come out, the humans will
cover you with love and kisses
and you will probably get a treat.
ONE LAST THOUGHT:
Whenever possible, get close to a human,
especially their face, turn around,
and present your butt to them.
Humans love this, so do it often.
And don't forget guests!
I hope you
enjoyed the verses over time i will be adding more
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