This part of the site is where a choice nosegay from among the dried up yet pleasant smelling petals of the underground are reviewed. All genres and subgenres of Grindcore, Noise and Death Metal are all welcome on here.
Like the original Traumatized Webzine, releases are rated out of five. This could be like chainsaws - a band who have just the solitary one chainsaw aren't all that much cop, whereas one proudly brandishing five of the cunts is ace.
Or, failing that, you could liken a 5/5 rated album as a phatty white widow/purple haze cocktail bifta, while one awarded 1/5 would be a frugal 'rolled with a Richmond fag', headache inducing, eggy, foul tasting joint of extremely poor quality rez.
5/5 - True classick/masterpiece
4/5 - Bleedin ace
3/5 - Quite good
2/5 - Alrite
1/5 - Not much cop. Probly gets the one chainsaw cos of the comedy value brought about by how appalling it is
0/5 - Absolute shite
If you have a band/project and would like to see a review of any of your work here, please email me at [email protected] and we'll sort something out :)
COMPACT DISCS
ABOSRANIE BOGOM - Coprotherapy
ANAL PENETRATION/COUNT CHOPULA/DWARFOPHILE/ - 5 Way Split
NECROBESTIALITY/SPAMICIDAL
DETRIMENTUM - A Monument to the Suffering
FUCK THE FACTS/NO REFUND/MERMAID IN A MANHOLE - The Great One
OXIDISED RAZOR - La Realidad Es Sangrienta
OXIDISED RAZOR - ...Carne...Sangre...
OXIDISED RAZOR/CARNE - Split
PSYCHOSADISTIC HATERAPIST/EROTONOMICON/ - 4 Way Vomitrocity
UTERUS/SEPTIC SCUM
UTERUS - Goregutted
CASSETTE TAPES
CLOWN PUKE/TROLL BOOGER - Crap vs Poop
HANDS OF DOOM - Big Walls of Nothing
KRAFTWAERK 8000/RECTAL LEAK - Split
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