Here's an ongoing list of things I've learned that hasn't been required on any midterms or finals...

1. The spell-check on my word processor is useless.

   Words it's too stupid to know: hypolactasia, galactose, maldigestion, microvilli, parenteral, acetylcholine, norepinephrine, transgene, colour (and all other Canadian-awesome "-our" words) -- the list goes on, but you know what I mean.

2. Never write an exam on a full bladder.

3. Never sit through a lecture on the excretory system on a full bladder.

4. Profs do have real lives beyond the laboratory (hehheh, overheard one's sweet phone conversation with his "honey", quote him -- wasn't eavesdropping! just happened to be in his office when she called.)

5. You can study a whole week in advance and fail an exam while your buddy will cram in an hour and ace the darn thing.

6. I can do push-ups! (KIN 142... ah, the memories)

7. Piper's gym is no place to meet people, but it's a great place to study.

8. The South Science Building (SSB) is fairly earthquake proof. *grumble grumble*