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Hank: Sociopath
Prelude
The Conception
Ice Cream
The Dentist
May Pole Dance
An Encounter
Peter
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The moral: watch yer Peter.
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The New Guy
Peter recently transferred to the company from a location far, far away. How was he to know what to avoid?
After showering in the building's mens locker room, Peter customarily flossed his teeth before beginning the work day - as he was wont to do.
Peter cherished this time of the day at work. The building was invariably silent as it awaited the buzzing hordes of employees who would soon be reporting to work for the busy day hours.
Showering in the empty building brought peace and calm to Peter who was still getting used to his new position at the company.
As he flossed his top row of teeth, an eerie creek came from the door behind him.
A shadow carrying something darkened the mirror....
9:17 a.m.
Peter - early riser and flossing enthusiast - learns firsthand about intensive care under the supervision of Dr. "Bob" Mooshoniaginski a' Kudanstahnsii allaallalla' Shapparidingi.
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Let's Continue...
After this attack, Hank was no longer to be found. Some say he's still out there; stories vary from sightings claiming he's pumping gas somewhere in the midwest, to tales of him running a Fortune 500 company on the east coast.
Regardless of his whereabouts, the legend of Hank continues to grow as time passes on.
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© sklender, 1996 - Until My Death, and then three weeks beyond that.