No Cable - I don't know if I can go much longer. 03/15/01

Another Shooting - Shooting kids aren't the problem.03/7/01

The Worst Day Ever - The Grayhound sucks dick. 02/11/01

The Stalker - She's a moron. 11/27/00

Dysfunctional Family - My family sucks. 10/4/00

Two Month Itch - I'm getting restless with my life. 8/4/00

Slow Golfers - May they all die a horrible death. 7/23/00

Mackenzie - She was the first girl to screw with my head. 7/16/00

Masturbation - Give it a try, you might like it. 6/26/00

Organized Religion - Religion sure has a lot of faults.6/21/00

Napster - This is my take on Napster vs. Metallica. 6/17/00