Slow Golfers
Today I went out to play a little golf. Nothing big, just some quality time with
the Dad. As you can imagine things are moving along fine, until we reach the "slow
golfers."
I hate these people.
Now these golfers can come in many sizes, shapes, ages, and colors, but what they
all have in common is that they play an already slow sport, slower. I mean if
you can make a slow sport feel even slower, then your either retarded or your
nothing more than an inconsiderate dip shit who deserves to be anally raped by
every convict in California and then beaten until you can't tell their skanky
smelly ass from their face.
I wrote this while waiting on some "slow golfers."
Really, is it so hard to only take one practice swing. These people for some reason
feel the need to take 5 to 10 practice swings. You would think they could actually
play the game. But they can't. After taking all this time they screw up the shot,
badly I might add, and then act as if they just missed a shot for the PGA championship.
I have better things to do with my time then sit around and stick my thumb up my ass. I
figure, because of these people I spend maybe an hour plus watching the very people I
despise waste my time. Would you pay someone to watch them steal your wallet? In the time
they waste I could jack off, do my homework, pay my taxes, and watch a 5 hour South Park
Marathon.
At this point you must be thinking I have a stick up my ass the size of the Empire
State Building. Maybe I do, but it doesn't change the fact that these people make
me sick and should be castrated.
I hope all the "slow golfers" out there read this and either respond so I can rip them a
newer, faster ass hole or they actually realize what they are doing and speed up their
game.
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