7/04/03
Desbaaz |
A day with the prophets:
Today, Prophet Benus arrived in Crestview. He, potential prophet Earliscius and myself all ventured to Wal-Mart. Since today is the holiday, the store was packed with rednecks doing some last-minute shopping for various explosives. This made it a perfect target. Firstly, Earliscius seized a pack of LifeSavers� and attempted to put them on layaway, paying with a $100 bill. Unfortunately, since it was a food item, he was unable to do so. Then we proceded to the food court, where we all rode the miniature merry-go-round. After regaining our balance, which was somehow thrown askew, we wrote the URL to the page on about 50 napkins and passed them out to various customers. All things considered, I feel it was a relatively successful mission. For those of you who are visiting because you recieved said napkins, feel free to join. Or, if you want, feel free to express your narrow-minded dissapproval on our forum. |
6/16/03
Desbaaz |
I've reverted to the old news format, since none of the other council members were utilizing their posting abilities. We have quite a few projects in the works for the page. For more details consult the 'Projects' thread on the forum. |
5/23/03
Desbaaz |
I have finally made a breakthrough both as a web designer and a priest. You can all join now via the 'join' page online. Those who join online will be labeled 'veinnites'. Those who fill out the application will achieve the higher rank of 'Sasausagite'. In order to join the council, you must be sponsored by a priest and undergo training. Those in the council can choose to outcast those who are not loyal to the great name. that should thoroughly explain the new look to the members page. |
05/20/03
Desbaaz |
A quick recap for those who don't feel the urge to read through the entire forum: We're considering the possibility of engaging in cheap publicity stunts, such as organizing a cheesy conspiracy or publishing a newsletter. For those of you who wish to access the site from public, government-supplied computers, use yahoo australia http://au.yahoo.com to bypass bess. (this theory is untested) We need to gather information about the pink menace so as to launch an organized, effective assult. Possibly moving the page to bravenet soon. |
5/13/03
Desbaaz |
Well, it seems every effort I've made to make this site become self-financing has been unrewarded. Cafepress seems to have "misplaced" the meager profit that I had made. Seek99 only payed us $0.08 even though I alone used it enough to earn a few bucks. It seems our transfer to a real domain will have to wait until I'm in tech school. (probably October of this year) |
5/12/03
Desbaaz |
The new look that we're testing should, in theory, allow Benus, Chell, Klobb, and Myself to post w/o having to edit HTML. If things work out, this may be permanent. Voice your opinion of this new feature on the forum. I'm looking forward to getting some feedback. Also, we've ditched the sponsor. However, in the spirit of freeloading and undeserved profit, we'll probably have a new one soon.td>
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5/09/03
Desbaaz |
Good news. We've sold out! That search bar at the top of the page earns us a whopping $0.02 per search. After we've earned enough (approx $10.00) we'll use the funds to buy a domain. We'll discuss the domain name on the forum. |
4/30/03
Chell |
And lo, I have seen an enemy to Xyrosian, Human, and Pac Nad alike. A shadow of depredation that was almost forgotten still plagues those who would have faith in the eternal Sausage Links. This enemy, this Empress of Ibthen is the Invisible Pink Unicorn. Her cult is large and her power great, but what is power to the divinity of the Susausage? It is nothing! And we shall make it nothing! I hereby call upon the faithful to join me in smiting this foe! We must extirpate her by her very pink roots!
She is only invisible because her followers are blind. We must pry their eyes open. As Avatar for the Susausage, I declare a holy war(We'll call it, "The Sizzler") on the Invisible Pink Unicorn and her cult.
So it is
Susausage |
4/29/03
Desbaaz |
Great news: Avatar Chell has finally contacted me and sent the first of many prophecies, which is now available in the Prophecies section. |
4/27/03
Desbaaz |
In an attempt to help our online influence and fan base to expand, visitors can now post their pages under the Visitors Pages area. |
04/15/03
Klobb |
I take great pride in my rigorous training in the HTML feild. This being my first post makes me proud enough to fill a goat full of the stickiest white goo. Desbaaz and Benus have begun translating the Bibble. As it is translated, the books will be posted in the Prophecies section. I must return to the high preist's basement for "training". More posts later. Keep juggling.
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04/07/03
Desbaaz |
I rejoice in saying that I have been called to embark on a great pilgrimage. It is wonderful to really feel the power of the Great One. In my absence, Klobb will assume my duties as resident priest. I will update when I can. For now, I guess I should start teaching Klobb HTML so the page won't become too outdated. Also we now have a growing variety of Sasausage and Exmortis merchandise available at www.cafeshops.com/sasausage |
01/02/03
Desbaaz |
I have recieved word from Avatar Chell that the Great Sasausage has spoken. It has shared with us the knowledge of times long past. All that the Great Sasausage has spoken shall be written in a glorious book that is to be known as the "Bibble". It will tell of the Pacnads, Signs of the apocalypse, the lives of the Gods, and much, much more. And you can reserve a copy now for only 17 weekly installments of $5.50. errr, umm, I mean it will be available to the world shortly. |
12/22/02
Desbaaz |
Today is a day worthy of much rejoicing. Avatar Chell has returned from his journey across the continent. He has spread the sacred word far and wide. Finally, he has returned with endless knowledge which the great Sasausage has given to him during his travels. Over the next few weeks we will be revising our holy text, writing more commandments, and sharing our knowledge of many signs of the Apocalypse. |
8/19/02
Desbaaz |
I would like to welcome you to the doorway. Beyond lies the path of enlightenment. You have the oportunity to step through and onto the path towards eternal bliss. (and if that's not enough modivation, we'll also give you some gum if you sign up.)
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