Boop (Boop) n. When a finger and a nose love each other very much, they will do what is called 'Booping'. The Boop is considered to be a showing of affection, much like a hug, but not necessarily so personal. To boop someone, you should:
1. Extend only your index finger
2. Extend your arm
3. Press the end of your finger against the target nose.
4. Apply minimal pressure; Enough to cause the nose to recede slightly, but not enough to allow you to feel the cartilledge or to make the boopee look like something from a Dr. Suess book.
5. Starting when your finger comes in contact with the target nose, exclaim "Boooooooop!" This should last approximately 1 second.
6. Your finger should depart from the target nose, retracting back towards you, then down to your side, in synchronization with the completion of the fifth step.
7. Congratulations! You have successfully booped some lucky Sasausagite.
(note, Ibthens are not to be booped unless for demonstrational purposes.)
Gerbil (JUR-bul) n. A small rodent, closely related to mice. Commonly kept as a house pet. Known for viciously attacking people who walk alone at night. Very vicious and widely feared. To compare someone to a Gerbil is a great insult. How could you sleep with my sister, David? You're such a gerbil!
Hamster (HAM-stur) n. A small rodent, closely related to mice. Commonly kept as a house pet. Known for their overwhelming cuteness. A very noble creature, the hamster is considered sacred in many cultures. To compare someone to a Hamster is a great Complement. Wow, David, that's the third time this week that you've saved me from a runaway train. You're such a hamster.
Ibthen (IB-thin) n. Someone who does not follow the Great Name. You don't wish that you were an Oscar Mayer Weiner? Silly Ibthen.; ajd. Unenlightened; Not of the Great Name. Catholicism is an Ibthen establishment.
Penii (PEE niye) pl. n. More than one penis. Commonly mistaken to be "penises". The Fathers had none of their weapons--only the tools of Piece, their penii.
Spiritual Cleansing (SPEER-i-CHOO-ul KLEN-zing) n. A complicated religious ceremony intended to remove Ibthen influences from a person. Includes many steps. First they are hit in the back of the head with a spaded shovel, knocking them unconscious. Then, their eyes are gouged out with plastic sporks. Next, every hair is plucked from their body with chop sticks. After this, their reproductive organs are very violently removed with an ice cream scooper. Then, an egg-beater is inserted into the newly formed orifice and they are "stirred" for apporximately 5 minutes. Finally, a tiki torch is lit and inserted into their rectum. To date, only 2 persons have survived this procedure. Thousands have died from it. After it was discovered the Keithius had defiled the holy documents, he was sentanced to a spiritual cleansing and forever labeld 'God of the Bitchasses'
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