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Name : Desbaaz Exmortis
Rank : High Priest
Email : [email protected]
Icq : 27124123
Birthplace : Eglin AFB, Fl
Favorite Band : TooL
Influences : Jesus, Bamfy, Chell
Explain Sasausage : If only there were words capable of describing the holy one...
Favorite God : Cledus (Cledus of the Cledessian Cledus Cledii)
Paper or Plastic : Plastic
Hobbies : Guitar, Web Design, Programming, Landscaping, Italian Cuisine
Famous People I Hate : Kid Rock
Fast Food : Hardees. Love that $6 burger!
Words That Start With "P" : Platypus, Pepperoncinni, Porcupine
Pudding or Jello : Pudding... mmmmmmmm
Race : Italiano
Worst Sasausage Expierence : There is no bad experience when the great one is involved.
Favorite Sasausagite : All of them
Shoe Size : 10, i think
Foreigners That Suck : the French.
Favorite Commandment : 3
Favorite Bands To See Live : TooL, hoping to see NIN, Slayer, Pantera
Favorite Movie : Lord of the Rings, Interview with the Vampire, Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
If you were stuck on a desert island with only three things, what would they be? : penut butter, salt shaker, finger puppet.
Best Sasausage Expierence : Watching Klobb develop into a priest worthy of the holy one.
What would you do for a Klondike bar? : Sell Keith's soul.
Who killed Cledus? : Delgariath in the living room with the wall.
All souls, gods, and sacred texts are property of Desbaaz and Exmortis Enterprises� and are subject to copywrite infringement laws. All souls are subject to distribution via Ebay�. Goats are subject to sodomy. Armadillos are subject to being juggled. Furbies are evil. Beware the gerbils! Penut butter will be the downfall of humanity!
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