Name : Klobb
Rank : Priest
Email : [email protected]
AIM : WyldeDimeSDMF
Birthplace : Wurtsmith, MI
Favorite Band : Zakk Wylde's Black Label Society
Influences : God, the Devil, and Bob.
Explain Sasausage : the result of boredome and A.d.d.
Favorite God : Desmortea
Paper or Plastic : Plastic
Hobbies : Bass, Music, Spreading knowledge of the holy alliance.
Famous People I Hate : Eminem, Tipper Gore, and ALL pussy pop.
Fast Food : Arby's
Words That Start With "P" : Poodle, play
Pudding or Jello : Jello. There's always room for it.
Race : Irish
Worst Sasausage Expierence : A dream I had where I was surrounded by ibthens.
Favorite Sasausagite : Melody McMichael
Shoe Size : 13
Foreigners That Suck : Mexicans
Favorite Commandment : 9
Favorite Bands To See Live : Gwar, Rammstein, BLS, Ozzy, Pantera
Favorite Movie : Rock Star, House of 1000 corpses, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Life of Brian, Cliff 'em All.
If you were stuck on a desert island with only three things, what would they be? : a boat, The Holly Bibble, and 2 of each musical instrument
Best Sasausage Expierence : The day Melody said she wanted to join.
What would you do for a Klondike bar? : Hang from a ceilling fan naked with a bottle in my ass.
Who killed Cledus? : Nobody killed cledus... What? Cledus is dead?!?!?!
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