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SIGNS OF THE APOCALYPSE


1. Barbara Streisand
2. Goth Barbie
3. Impotent Adolescent Avatars
4. Furbies
5. Movies with pop stars
6. The ring of power being discovered by a stupid fat hobbit
7. High pacnad death counts
8. Aaron carter gets more ass than my goat
    9. They stop making mario games
10. Bodies hitting the floor
11. Rabbits
12. Gerbils
13. Unicycles
13. Barbara Streisand
    14. Literally raining cats and dogs
    15. They stop making Halloween movies
16. Famous actors who play wizards dying
17. Lucky Charms
18. Ozzy is thought of as being anything other than hard core.
    19. NOW that's what I call music vol. 17
20. Barbara Streisand
Steven King's Dreamcatcher and all of the flesh eating vaginas that explode with a ferocity from assholes in said film.

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All souls, gods, and sacred texts are property of Desbaaz and Exmortis Enterprises� and are subject to copywrite infringement laws. All souls are subject to distribution via Ebay�. Goats are subject to sodomy. Armadillos are subject to being juggled. Furbies are evil. Beware the gerbils! Penut butter will be the downfall of humanity!
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