| The Great Sasausage |
All-powerful omnipresent creator with no embodiment |
| Cledus |
God of the Cambucha Mushroom People. (see commandment #3) Lives in Desbaaz's Pocket. |
| Fluffy |
Three-legged, one-horned, toothless goat god of all things sexual and kinky. Lives in Desbaaz's closet. |
| Gasseus |
Goat god of flatulence and Ramen noodles. |
| Kiwimonga |
God of small, green, seeded fruits. Zues's bitch. |
| Erm |
Transvestite god of confusion. |
| The Menacing Guy in the Bath Robe |
God of creepy, dark places, bath robes, and toiletries |
| Snipus |
God of drunkenness, darts, card games, and cheasy peas |
| Traceus |
God of stolen finger puppets, porn, detatchable penii, and pork rinds. |
| Desbaaz |
God of all souls sold over ebay. Owner of George and Fluffy. Murderer of Cledus and Desmortea. A very sexy Italian. |
| Benus |
God of Mashed Potatoes, Rolls, Breadsticks.
Wandering Prophet of Nonsensical Aclarity and Honeybuns. Owner of chairicus. Fornicator of Geoecological Townships' Recti. |
| Lavar Burton |
Reader of rainbows. God of just plaine being cool |
| Gonzo |
God of large noses and blue pubic hair |
| Auggie |
Galgothan healer d�mon |
| Earliscius |
God of swinging testicles, golden lights, sprinkles (including rainbow ones), and sprinkle guns |
| Pornicus Pimpeus |
God of universal muggings, general street information, and women, men, shrooms, goats, and other such novelties on camera |
| George |
(unstoppable d�mon) God of all things cute and fuzzy. Comander of the rabid wombats. Lives on Desbaaz's dash board. |
| Muffin |
Evile, demonic cat toy of destruction. (also used as cat toy) Was stolen from Desbaaz. =( |
| Desmortea |
God of all cute little deformed radiation mouseys. Was sacrificed to George in early 2001. |
| Keithius |
God of the bitchasses. (Recieves no toiletries) |
| Chairicus |
God of comfy asses. |
| Carringtonus |
First of the Triumvate. Lord of Talking Penii and Manly Songs. |
| Lynchius |
Second of the Triumvate. Lord of All Things Seriously F*cked Up.
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| Dailicus |
Third of the Triumvate. Lord of Jamacian/Rock/Fugging Awesomely Cool Comedy Music You Have To Listen To. |
| Hamtaro |
 Lord of the dance
(not associated with Hamster Dance) |
| Brucifer |
The Lord of Darkness, Grills, and Mad-Silent Ninja Skillz. He-Who-Does-Not-Laugh. Wielder of the Golden Spatula of DOOM. |
| The Muffin Mayun |
God of desserts and politeness. Watcher of line 5. |
| The Great Efseewun |
God of stompin' around, Lucky Charms (which are the devil), and all words beginning and/or ending with Y. Trainer of corps. |
| Knappicus |
God of Pianos, Ben Folds Five, Dolphin Fornication, and Your Mom. Rescuer of Chairicus. Slayer of Gerbils. Consort of Diana. |