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Name : Benus
Rank : Prophet
Email : [email protected]
Icq : 30233225
Birthplace : Milton, FL
Favorite Band : To choose but one is to exclude the worthiness of all others, and, in so doing, blinding myself to them, be they good or bad, ibthen or pure, for all are of the Great Sasausage. Et en Sasausage. (Raises fists in praise twice)
Influences : Far too many to state, though chief be Earliscius, High Priest Desbaaz, Avatar Chell for the short times I met him, and many others.
Explain Sasausage : If I were to do so, I would have to kill you.
Favorite God : Myself, and the Great Sasausage. (Raises fists in praise twice)
Paper or Plastic : Latex.
Hobbies : Chronicling the Word of the Great Sasausage, writing in general, killing Tyme of the Ibthens, and masturbating.
Famous People I Hate : Hate is such a -strong- word. (Bush, Ashcroft)
Fast Food : Wendy's, 'cause I get stuff half-price.
Words That Start With "P" : Porn. Prolificate. Pittsburgh.
Pudding or Jello : Pudding -and- Jello. With cookie-dough ice cream.
Race : ...race where?
Worst Sasausage Expierence : Initially, meeting Alex DeMoss.
Favorite Sasausagite : Many of them, highest ranking being High Priest Desbaaz, Lucas Gearhart, Clayton Dean, and my dear friend Stephanie Sadelik--love ya, Steph.
Shoe Size : 12.5/13/14. Somewhere in there.
Foreigners That Suck : Prostitutes.
Favorite Commandment : 13. Unicycles.
Favorite Bands To See Live : Haven't seen any, though Pink Floyd and Days of the New rank pretty high up there.
Favorite Movie : Not too heavily into movies. If you were stuck on a desert island with only three things, what would they be? : Chairicus, a sex-slave, and a device that allows me to will into material reality anything I may desire.
Best Sasausage Expierence : Becoming a God.
What would you do for a Klondike bar? : Is it a Klondike bar of DOOM?
Who killed Cledus? : The Right Nut of Psycho Whitey, cohort of Earliscius, when it consumed Cledus whole.
All souls, gods, and sacred texts are property of Desbaaz and Exmortis Enterprises� and are subject to copywrite infringement laws. All souls are subject to distribution via Ebay�. Goats are subject to sodomy. Armadillos are subject to being juggled. Furbies are evil. Beware the gerbils! Penut butter will be the downfall of humanity!
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