Hi. This is the Website of S_B_Woohoo. I have spent the past 7 years of my existence bearing the excruciating burden of these four or five or six - depending on the day - idiots' attempts at humor. As you can imagine it has been a slavish task. Please forgive me, I had no choice and from my knowledge of their mental capacity neither did they.
11-18-06 - It's been years since I have given a fuck about this, or any of my websites, but I still feel obligated to give one last post before I leave it to die forever. In retrostpect, I suppose it would have been better if I had never started this website in the first place. Sure, I got to walk among the greats like Seru 40 and Ace Kendo, but they hated me, and actually I wasn't walking with them as much as laying on the ground and screaming their names. Also, it wasn't really ever funny. I guess you couldn't expect much from 3 kids in middle school, or those same 3 kids in highschool. But those 3 kids in college... fuck yes expect something. Just don't look for it here. So, Chris, Tyler, Allen, John, Steven, Won Ton, and Tim: Thanks for helping me create the worst fucking website of all time..
- Seth B.
1-22-03 - WOO! I'm more controversial than gay marrage! At least according to the critic.. out of the 6 articles ive written..only two where suitable for public veiws... but writing an anti gay editorial is SPECTACULAR in mrs. Liscows twisted mind.. FUCK YOU... i'll put the articles on the website once i get the chance...yeah...
-seth
11-17 - Ace Kendo is back: with a vengence, and fighting to make a good and non stupid anime site in a web full of horrible ones.. god speed, Kendo..god speed. also i might as well add the JadeCrux link..since they were kind enough to stick ours in there forum.. and.. umm.. i guess i'll put something on the site..eventually..
-seth
11-16 - we need hits so... sex porn xxx cams lesbians dildo vagina penis anal cum masturbation moaning asian german 18 years old barely legal teens condoms lube hot sweet sex hairy feet ass boobies boobs tits nipples orgy fiction guns beer orgasm explosive shit princess diana barbera streisand dyke fuck screw ream rimming blowjob beanie babies thomas l. friedmen christian love jesus satan four horsemen jerry falwell gay teletubby paranoia twin towers gigli britney spears porn olson twins jadecrux (not affiliated in any way...this is also stated in their forum) seanbaby death blood roadkill clit.....fagshithomogay
This has to work.. oh! also plan on me deleting a whole bunch of stuff..now that we'll be getting hits..we'll need to actualy be..good..and i might add stuff too..
-seth
9-23.. Yeah... I wrote another article..huzah.. It has jehova witnesses..and nazi deathcamps..
-seth
9-20.. YEah.. a new comic.. i know..they are easy to make and sometimes are funny.. honestly learn to apreciate it.. allen is writing something..actually he isnt..but to keep hits coming he said he was..3 cheers for good friend allens work.. any who.. have to articles up by tuesday at earliest.. also, lando has gone to a better place, hell... and been replaced by a picture of a crying girl drawn by are very own tyler..you can tell because it has his signiture..we will miss you lando..also..to all the homosexuals and lesbians who have never complained about our website being offensive (100% of them) were sorry that chris hates you so much..we dont know why he does..he just does..like apple jacks, but instead of talking about why he enjoys to eat a certain type of cereal..he hates people who enjoy having sex with peoples of the same gender as them...
-seth
8/26/03- It was about time I updated...working on a new story about a little depressed kid name Timmy. Probably wont be finished for a couple of weeks although it will only be like 8 paragraphs. BUT LETS SEE YOU PUT IN SOMETHING. So long from the hiz-aps to the snizzle.
-Allen
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