| YAY 30 SECONDS TO FAME |
| The Parody |
| Welcome to the fastest greatest talent show ever! Acts from all over America compete for $25,000!! And the best part is it's hosted by the funniest black man ever! GRRREEEEG JAY JAAAACKSOOON!! Greg: YO YO YO whad up my peeps welcome to the freshest talent show in da worl yah you know what I be sayin', yo. Crowd: WOOO YAY HE'S BLACK Greg: Thad's right. Now the whacked rules be this dawg each crazy foo gets up hera and bustes theys move for 30 sec'. If the crowd don't like them they can STOP DROP and ROLL off the stage yo yeah i'm black! Crowd: WOOO YAY HE'S BLACK WOOOO!! Greg: That's right now first up we got a crazy mofo who thinks he's funnier than me give it up for CARROT TOP!! Carrot Top: Hey everyone remember me... I'm Carrot Top... from the phone commercials... aren't they funny (gay laugh) hahaha... eh ... EH? Man in Crowd: YOU SUCK! Woman in Crowd: I AGREE! Crowd: BOO GET GREG JAY JACKSON BACK ON HE'S BLACK!! *buzzer sounds* ELIMINATED Greg: Looks like he bit his carrot top off HAHAHAHA Crowd: YAY!! HE'S SO GHETTO Greg: Yeah that's right. Next up some fellow brothers of mine straight from my home town yo it's The Stompers!! *four black men dressed in black stomp their feet and clap their hands* Crowd: YAY WOOO!!! THEY HAVE TALENT! Greg: Yeah you know it (passes some money off to one of the brothas and he receives a large package filled with white powder) hey it's all good! Crowd: YAY! Greg: Yo next up we got a crazy dude who eats glass... it's GLASSEATER!! *man walks out and eats a few glass jars* Crowd: *all is quiet* Greg:*sniffing crack* *breaks to commercial* Greg: HEY ALL welcome back to 30 seconds to fame HAHAHAHA next up wes got a CHAIN SAW juggler... HAHA *man starts up chainsaws and they chop off his arms* Greg: HAHA looks like he won't be arming any more HAHAHA Man in Crowd: Ummm that wasn't funny. *Greg shoots him* HAHA look he died... that's funny... laugh motherf***ers Crowd: *force laugh* Little Girl: Mommy, I'm scared. Mother: Me, too. Greg: WOOO HAHHA this is our last performer up in here LESBIANS!!! GIVE IT UP YO! *two lesbians come out and start making out* men in crowd: WOOO YAY!! Greg: okay yo wes need to see who is the best acts o the night yo our first finalest is DA STOMPERS *same men come out and do the same as before* Man in Crowd: Why did we like them again? *whole crowd shrugs in unison* Greg: Second is chainsaw juggler man! Give it up yo! *man walks out bleeding all over the place* Man: WHAT THE HELL I CANT JUGGLE AGAIN FOR YOU! I HAVE NO ARMS! HOW CAN I JUGGLE WITH OUT ARMS! Greg: Go man catch *throws chainsaw and chops off the mans head* next yo are da LESBIANS *lesbians come out again and make out somemore* Men in Crowd: WOO Greg: And the winners are THE STOMPERS Woman in Crowd: But we all agreed before the show to vote for the chainsaw juggler and I'm sure we all did. *everyone agrees* Greg: You really think you get a vote... stupid white crackas THE END -editor's note: sorry... next time i'm inspired to write something i won't -Tyler |