| All teen's go through a time where they feel that their parents are ignoring them. Sometimes its because the parents don't love them.. or the parents just don't have time... But no matter what the case I am sure these ideas will help you out. |
| 1. Tell them you got into a fight.. with a twist. If you are not sure what me mean, me and John have made a little scenerio to help you out. |
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| Mom... I got in a fight....with two black kids...but i beat them both up...even wheels.. |
| What? who is "wheels?" |
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| He's the kid in the wheel chair! |
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| 2. Tell them that you "think" you "might" be gay. |
| If you are desparate for attention, this is a great move. but notice that the think and might are very important, because if you come up to them and tell them you are gay.. chances are they are going to hate you even more. By telling them that you think you might be gay, they are going to talk to you about it and comfort you.. if you told them that you are gay..they are going to hit you..then go to the kitchen and argue about who's fault it was, get drunk, have sex.. then get divorced in the morning.. not that..i would know or anything....you all suck.. |
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| Queer... |
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| Hey...dad? |
| If that doesn't work... |
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| i THINK i MIGHT be gay. |
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| Yeah....I know.. |
| So things arent going so well right now.. Check in for the next exciting page to this.. the article that could save your life.. |