| Obviously, my plans are going as planned. So what? everyone makes mistakes..but I still got a few cards up my sleeve and I'm gunna pull them out right now. |
| Tell them that you have found God.. In a strange place.. |
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| Mom..I have found god... |
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| There is no God... If there was YOU certainly wouldnt have been alive to find him |
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| Yes there is..He lives in my mirror.. He tells me that I'm perfect just the way I am.. |
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| Well... You're not.. |
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| God also told me to kill you if you keep ignoring me.. |
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| Maybe he does exist.... |
| Great! Your making progress! Now its time to finish things up with dad! |
| as we all know, no father actually loves or cares about his son.. so this is going to be difficult...wait.. A CULT! my boy you are a genious. |
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| Join me..father... |
| What are you talking about? You trying to make me into a gay? |
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| No father...I joined a cult.. |
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| Yesss....burn with me..son! |
| So...both of your parents love you..you freak.. Next time I'll show you ladies how to get attention..but i'm pretty sure you are already good enough at it..since you are all attention greedy little evils! sorry... |