| One day there was, in SOuth haven.. a Hippopotamus named Jimbo! Jimbo loved to party! HE was the wildest hippo in seven states! HE could make any party a hip time. (get it? HIP! cause he's a hippo! Hahahahahaha!!! ^_^) But then he weant to his best friend Steve's BIG PARTY BLAST! And people were doing drugs. "Oh, no!" said Jimbo "You don't need drugs to be cool! sometimes saying no says more about yourself!" Then steve came over to jimbo "Jimbo!" he cried "You gotta help me get these drugs out of here cause they're bad and my poarents are coming!" "steve...youre 34...your parents dont live here.." steve lowers his head and blinks a few times ".....i know" he falls to the ground and cries to himself about how lonely he realy is. SUDENLY! JIMBO HOPS INTO ACTION WITH HIS ANTI DRUG MUSI AND DANCE! "you don't need drugs! all you need is hugs! let's be as free as we can! without breaking laws!" In the distance the police sirens where sounded "Quick everybody! Get rid of the drugs! AND DANCE IN YOUR PANTS!" The door slams open and officer baker steps in "ALLRIGHT! YOU'RE UNDER ARREST!" jimbo "But there arent any drugs here! right guys? *winks*" Officer baker: NO! I'm here to arrest the fool that is playing that god awful music! Jimbo: it was steve. Steve looks up from his spot on the tear stained rug and raises a shaky fist "kill me...please.." THEN JIMBO STARTS SING AGAIN! "Don't hate me bacause i can't sing! do it because im harboring terrorsits...i mean... terrorists to people who DONT LOVE TO PARTY!" "wow jimbo...that was magnificent." jimbo looks surpirsed "really officer baker?" "yes..but unfortunaately i meant magnificantly horrible! GET DOWN!" "Ok! *starts dancing* i call this animal party...HIPPO VERSION 4.1!" Officer baker smack his across the face and forces him to the ground "It's time for dacing lessons....FROM MY FISTS!" Jimbo kicks off the police officer and goes SSJ 5 (lol! ^_^) "Bake this! BAker man!" (yes this was used on seanbaby.com...but we really dislike officer baker and this was a good oportunity to post something funny for once) he then kamehamehas ofer backer IN THE FACE! Officer baker looks around questioningly "but..im not a baker..oh my name! i get it! hahaha!! ow!" Jimbo lifts officer baker up by his collar and raises a fist "Looks like its time for tax refunds! FOR YOUR FACE!" Baker black the attack and puts jimbo in a headlock "har! i guess you couldnt escape THE LONG ARM OF THE LAW!" he laughs stupidly at his own joke then looks down to jimbo "why...arent...you..you laughing?!?!" jimbo :cuase it was really lame...you need some help...and if any one can help i can..cause they call me jimbo! Officer baker blinks and tighens his hold aroung jimbos neck "well...they should call you..UNDER AREEST!" jimbo lets out a small cough "stupid.." "wait..no i got another one! your about to be..celled!! YEAH DRAGON BALL Z!!" jimbo hops into the air and points a finger at officer baker "its time to dance..THE MOMBO!" "jimbo..that doesnt even make sense.." Jimbo narrows his eyes "MY FIST MAKES SENSE!" HE charges officer baker screaming random things at him. Officer baker turns his head up "get ready to sing...IN PAIN!" officer baker punches jimbo in the face, sending his flying out into outerspace "i guess he wont be coming back soon!" he laughs and waites for everyone else to join in. Steven looks up; still crying "you ruined my house..." "shut up kid!" everyone points and laughs at steven, causing his tears to come faster. "Blah blah...my name, is Steve" Said steve. "And I have four cats, 3 dogs, and a turtle. My mom is a waitress..my dad is a coal miner. We live in a hovel..What's a hovel you ask? It's a little worse than a shack...only not as cold in the winter because to dirt provides some insulation. So ther, my life may suck. But a least i got the groove in my ockets. My name is Steve. And I am proud of myself for becoming an outstanding individual is society..A middle school janitor.." Officer baker smirks and narrows his eyes "janitor eh? looks like its clean up time... FOR YOUR FACE!" He defeated all the junkies and drug addicts, saving south haven from all evil, and making an extremely small and boring part of our world a better place. THE END!! LOLOL!! By : Seth & Chris : The Dream Team |