Mr.Jones: And thats why the moon is made of good ole american cheese. Any questions?
Student: Yeah... that doesnt make sense... first the moon isnt cheese and if it was it would be swiss.
MJ: Those damn swiss always trying to take everything
Swiss Kid: Hey I'm swiss
Mr. Jones pulls out his whip and proceeds to whip the little swiss
MJ: Take that you dirty swiss
The scene closes... We next see MJ on a plane to some remote place... reading a map
MJ: Why did they have to write the damn thing in French... damn french, messing everthing up
Kid next to him: Um... Mr. Jones, you have it upside down...
MJ: Oh... so your a little dirty french boy too
KNTH: No... Im Japanese... cant you tell?
MJ: the all look to same to me...
The kid shruggs and buckles up for the landing.
MJ: Whats your name anyway?
KNTH: Patrick
MJ: Well c'mon you chink... lets go... arent you with me?
PAT: Ok
They move into the jungle... MJ explains the plan to Patrick
MJ: Now dont get caught with your pants down... its is very dangerous
PAT: What exactly are we doing?
MJ: We are in search of purple gem... said to have magical powers
PAT: Oh... I remember getting one of those at the state fair... but I traded for a sno-cone... boy was that a
good sno-cone.
MJ: Enough with the damn sno-cone... do you know what they are made out of!?!?
PAT: Snow?
MJ: ......
PAT: .....
MJ and PAT have journeyed for three hours... and it seems to be turning dark. So they decide to make
camp.
MJ: Damn tent... where is this made!... AH HA... Made In China! Get over here Chink!!
PAT: What Mr. Jones?
MJ: Why dont u tell your dirty little chinks back in China to make better tents!
PAT: I would if I lived in China... but I came from Japan
MJ: Whats the difference!?!?!
PAT: Well... Japan is an archapeligo country and China is part of the Asian mainland.
MJ: Archa-what? Dont try to confuse me with those fancy smancy Chinese words, you dirty squinty
eyed bean!
After camp is finally made they decide to sleep...unaware that they are being watched
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