| The Night of the Babies |
| Once opun a time....There was a dark house!! In that dark house lived a dark man! This dark man would capture babies, and put them in plastic bags, swing them around over his head and turn them into cotton cany to fuel his dark powered furnace. At the dea of night, he wouls steal down from his mountain.....dark house and terrorize the town of Lightville...and their babies. Now this dark man was very dark indeed. He wore all dark clothes, a dark hat, and dark shoes (loafers, of course) One night, after stealing down the mountain, darkly, he began his slow walk to the Stefenstien's family mansion, where they horded babies in their basement. This was not uncommon of mormons, they all hoarded babies in their basements...and for what reasons the world may never know!.......!!! Slowly, he walked to the window, Randal Stefenstien was cleaning dishes, when suddenly he dropped a knife into the food grinder, as he was moving to turn of the grinder, the dark man grabbed his head and moved it down onto the spining blade. The last thing radal saw was..the knife...because it killed him. The dark man looked around the kitchen darkly...looking...for blood. Unfortunatley there was none so he began his usal search for babies. Although in a pinch a cadbury eff would do well too, if eaten messily enough. Slowly, he moved darkly, into the next room only to find!!!!!! That there was a hoard of babies in the basement just right for the pickins. Now the babies had to be just right, sweet and inocent, so their power of happiness and love can be harnessed and transferred in the ULTIMATE EVIL POWER THAT IS......dark.. He pulled out his dark sack and began heaving babies....in it. As the babies screamed in happiness, as only mormon babies can, the dark gave a dark laugh, closed his sack and began walking to the front door. Deciding that the fron door was to easy, he ran to the window of the second story so he leep out the window all dramitic like. Before he was able to make his way out of the window, he was stopped by Agatha Stefenstien, she heard the babies screaming in joy, and being mormon she knew it could only be one thing....and it had to be stopped. To Be Continued!! Part II - Operation: Burn Little Babies She grabbed her Book of Mormon and prepared to pray to the dark man and teach him that mormons did in fact discover america before anyone else, and the dark man threw her out the window to her dark death. Suddenly, the clock on the wall stopped ticking, the house knew of the sins commited by the dark man...and it knew..Unfortunately for the house, the dark man did not follow house rules, and he proceeded to leap out of the window and head for his mountain haunt... but first he need to stop at the local 7-11 to pic up some plactic bags...and sugar and a big gulp because stealing babies makes you thirsty. The dark man leisurely strolled to his mountain haunt to fallow through with his dark plan...MAKE THE BABIES INTO COTTON CANDY! Laughing evily, he stole up the mountain, and oh how he stole, up to his front door. he opened it and slowly walked to his liar of darkness. He put down his dark sack and then..got out his cotton candy machine. he then grabbed a baby and stuffed it in a plastic bag, swinging it over his head and then, POOF! Cotton candy. Holding the bag into the air he gave an evil laugh to all of humaninty...and threw it in the furnace! The babies laughed in innocense, with no knowledge that they too will soon become cotton candy flames!! To this day, the air in lightville still smells like burning baby-cotton cany. And every halloween, Chink Longfellow leaves his house to steal babies from unsespecting mormons in the small town of light vill. Fine' By: Andy G. Chris G. Seth B. "The Dream Team" With special appearance by Chinkee. We here at S B Woohoo do not support racism in any way.. and that Justin (Chinkee) wrote everything in this story that is racist...not us... but its ok because hes a minority. |