Ok, so maybe there aren't 1,001 uses. But there are quite a few creative uses.

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1. As a CD-ROM door opener

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2. lock picker

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3. Macintosh manual disk ejector.

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4. Pick dirt and lint from your fingernails and toenails.

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5. A very cool earring.

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6. Good to poke your friends with

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7. To clean out your bong

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8. To hold various papers together

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9. To construct a chain necklace

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10. Nerve soother of choice for "Hollywood Squares" contestants

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11. Excellent projectile for a small solenoid gun

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12. Put a curved line of rust on important papers.

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13. Bend it in the shape of a horseshoe and then you can play a game of miniature horseshoes!

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14. To scrape the tartar off your teeth if you are to cheap to go to the dentist.

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15. Use as a hairpin

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16. nose picker

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17. give yourself fake nails

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18. Use it for a toothpick

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19. Stick it up your arse instead of your boyfriend.

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20. Tasty snack, high in minerals.

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21. I'm sucking on a straightened out paperclip right now. Feels good to poke it between my teeth and make my gums bleed a bit!

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22. They make nice wedding gifts!

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23. You can poke it into your eye if you want to hury really bad.

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24. great to pierce you butthole with. Makes taking a shit feel oh so extra special

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25. Actually, paper clips are useless. They seem be packages with a very useful box though!

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26. Beating the hell out of a monkey! (Applies to VERY large paper clips only)

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27. Quite handy at a paper clip convention

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28. With a little bit of sharpening, it's an excellent fish spear.

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29. hanger for real little people clothing

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30. good to scratch your best friends new car paint

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31. to demonstrate the effects of gravity by dropping one

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32. To clean the goo between your toes with.

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33. Jump pins on a IC when you're in a bind

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34. When heated to 2000 degrees, a lovely shade of orange.

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35. You can sculpt with paperclips. Add other office supplies (tape, staples, etc.) for a mutlimedia project.

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36. To make gidgets to attach to pencils so the spine the person who uses the pencil

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37. Replacing the silly little screws which fall out of your sunglasses!

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38. Use a really really long paper clip for a do-it-yourself abortion.

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39.

Jury-Rigging Loopback Cables

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40.
Hmmm...
Adding a new entry to the Rectal Foreign Bodies page.

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