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81. stick in a light socket

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82. Great for demonstrating the effects of electricity and metal objects in a power point. try it some day, its quite spectacular. Stick it in the power point, stand back and use a broom handle to turn the pwer on. Make usre you use a wooden broom handle. Blows every fuse in the house or school and lights up an otherwise boring invention.

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83. Found this in Ron's Too Fast Homepage (in the Time Killers page):
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12. Unfold a paper clip and clean the dust out of all the little air holes in your computer.
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84. A Quake level designed in the shape of a paper clip.

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85. Use them to show your strength, unbend them and walk on the pointy ends of millions of paperclips! (hey it could happen)

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86. Gravis GamePad joystick replacement - in case you lose the removable one.

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87. Make a paper clip chain and use it as a whip. Works great during the holiday season.

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88. as a stitch to sew rui's fingers together

Anonymous

89. emergency corkscrew!

Anonymous

90. To make a crappy homepage about them.

Anonymous

91. Fold into a specific shape....hard to describe in words...bend horizontally so top touches base and then let go. It won't be flat but kind of V shape, make the spikes stick out. This is the PAPERCLIP PELLET�. Get a strong elastic band. Go into building with shoddy ceilings made from polystyrene blocks....you know the ones? Fire at 45� angle and hopefully it should either stick into it or "remove" the block completely. *DONT* use this to fire at people. I've seen the consequences. Oh yes this is good to fire at whiteboards, it puts a lovely dent in them so it's hard to write on. Not a good idea to use on window since they usually rebound and the target is random...the cement between breeze block are good if you have good aim...the smaller the 'clip the better. Right I'm a sad geek so I'm off now.

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92. Replaced a snapped hinge-pin in my steel watch-strap fastener. Giant paper clips work better for this, but it won't last more than a couple of months, because they rust and jam and then snap again!

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93. In case of being trapped in an office building, gather all the paperclips you can find and make a REALLY long chain which you can drop out a window and climb down if you weigh under 20 oz

Mr. Nobody

94. Unfold one end, so that you can use the remaining loop for a handle. Then use the point to pick your nose . . . . that is, of course, if you have no life and are decidedly masochistic!!!!!

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95. A perfect BDSM toy for office geeks.

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96. Hook them all together to make a very stylish dress.

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97. Connect a bunch of colored ones together (include the silver ones, however), and hang them from your ceiling. Looping them from one ceiling tile to the next. It's an excellent decoration, which looks great in our room!

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98. Take the paper clip and bend it so it looks like this:

----------l
l         l
l         l
l  -------l

Then you stick tho long bottom piece into the blue rubber part of apayphone and dial the first 6 digits, as you dial the last one you put the other end into the mouthpart in the middle hole and you should get a free call unless you have a good phone company who knows this already

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99. an earring, nose ring, etc.

talli

100. Straighten 20 Or as many as required then reshape after creating perfect chastity belt

Anom

101. A cheap IUD.

Nobody

102. They're great for re-piercing various pierced body parts that have closed up.

Anonymous

103. They can really jam up a keyboard. And if you're bored, try digging them out underneath the keys with -another- paperclip.

Anonymous

104. Painted in various holiday colored metallic paints, they make wonderful mini-Christmas tree garlands.

Anonymous

105. to pick my nose

bill clinton

106. To pick out the tampon when the string breaks.

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107. Capturing wild diceros bicornis.. requires a lot of practice!!

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108. hangers for Christmas tree ornaments

Anonymous

109. Heat it up, drop it onto a piece of cheese, watch it melt a paper-clip-shaped hole into the cheese.

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110. You can also use paper clips to fight Satan, should hechallenge you to a Paper Clip fight.

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111. take several paper clips,bend them into 4 prongs with a handle,and BOJONGKIE!, you have a fork to eat your speggettios with

brian

112. Place a strong rubber band between your index finger and your thumb. Next, bend the paper clip into the shape of a candy cane and insert it between your index finger and thumb, cock-it, and let r' rip! A simple, great weapon that would make MacGuyver cream himself!

Bazooka Joe

113. Take several thousand paper clips and link them together in strings of about twenty. Assemble them just so and you can have the coolest wig for new years.

llllll
ll ll
ll ll
l l

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114. Okay, here's what you do. Gift wrap them and give them to friends and relatives as Christmas presents!

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115. Ask Martha Stuart. I'm sure she'd have something to do with paperclips... like turning them into wallpaper or putting them in a chili recipe from Brazil. Maybe you could even carve a pumpkin with a couple welded together! With her, the possibilities are endless.

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116. Hem a skirt or pants.

allison

117. Book bookmark. Doesn't slip out when handling the book.

Anonymous

118. Car body paint scratcher. Easy to carry and don't need to hide it from the cops.

Anonymous

119. Palm (http://www.palm.com) (and possibly HPC/PsPC) reset device.

Anonymous Palm user

120. Temporary electrical fuse replacement when there's no aluminum around.

Anonymous

 

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