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161. You know, I have noticed that Bert from Seasame Street... u all should know what I mean. He seems to have a very good use for paperclips, i don't know what that is but damn, he loves his paperclips!

Ernie, [email protected] (ss= seasame street)

162. Unfold it and curve it so it fits in your mouth. It makes a pretty cool lookin' retainer...it doesn't do anything but look neat, but that's okay!

Mariza, [email protected]

163. Scraping resin out of my pipe and cleaning screens!

Toker, [email protected], http://www.hightimes.com

164. For emergency repair of orthidontic braces

Frank

165. link them together, tie them to your feet, add wax: ice skates. When you fall, straighten them and use as finger splints.

draco

166. Paperclips make exellent conversation pieces. (they have sooo many uses!)

A nazi terrorist orginazation (I'm not REALLY, man. im just messing w/ you)

167. MURDER!!!!!

JPJ007

168. Buy metallic model airplane paints in assorted colors and paint groupings in different colors. After they have dried link them in a double chain horizontally and vertically and make yourself one dandy WWWF Wrestling Championship belt! Quite fetching I must say!

Rachael, rmarzoline@hotmail,com

169. Give one to MacGuyver and he'll make a bike out of it.

Socko, [email protected]

170. Replacement piston for 1987 Yugo Sport. Can also be used for the driveshaft when unfolded.

Chip Fievet, [email protected]

171. Float in a bucket of water to prove that metal objects really can float.

Josh, [email protected]

172. Unbend it, Instant letter opener!

Virtual Julie

173. Shove it up your ass like a small penis

Bharat, braju (?)

174. metal X-Ray skin markers for bullet and knife wounds in our Trauma Casualty at Johannesburg Hospital

stewart, [email protected], www.wits.ac.za/trauma/

175. unfold it and use it to scrape plaque off of you teeth

Dark Seer, [email protected]

176. when you're too poor to buy that wedding ring...

[email protected]

177. Pathetic fishing hook

Anonymous

178. sticking in power outlets in an atemp to move on to a better place

josh child, [email protected]

179. They make fantastic pierced earrings....especially the plastic coated colored ones

L'il Pig, [email protected]

180. handy-dandy, easily replaceable guitar pick

jenn, the queen of the universe, [email protected], http://homepages.infoseek.com/~nuclearfish/home.htm

181. Use as a piercer if you have the urge to pierce your nose, tounge, ears, ect...

Scary

182. fun

masha

183. Shove them in your eyes then run around screaming "Look what El Nino did to me!!!!"

Mooniac, [email protected]

184. Paper clips stuck through a broken zipper pull and then covered in duct tape work very well when the pull tab on the zipper breaks.

Amazona, [email protected], http://www.likeimgoingtotellyou.com

185. The seams of my favorite wallet un-threaded, so I unfolded a paper clip and re-threaded my wallet with it. That was about three years ago. I still use that wallet everyday and the paper clip still stands

Jen, [email protected]

186. why, for my paper clip holder, of course

Anonymous

187. Unfold them to make little guns and pretend that you're in a war with your friend. "I got you!"... "No you didn't! You missed!"

Guano

188. to un clogg your pee wee hole

Marmaduke guar Sternwallow Richardson XXVII, [email protected], http://members.tripod.com/~qitar/sppic.html

189. as a logo for the "attach" part on web browsers

Da duck

190. unfold two or more in an "S" form.Tie some wire on them, drop rings, keyholds, etc. in the floor: ta-daa instant fishing game:

Da duck

191. In an old Reader's Digest edition there's an article about a paper clip sculptor, go look for it

Da duck

192. burn your head out trying to design a better one

Da duck

193. they *are* great gifts: give one to someone and say: "for you to use in your first million-dollar contract"

Da duck

194. emergency screwdrivers

Da duck

195. whatever you do, don't ask Bill Clinton this questio: remember the uses he finded for cigars.

Da duck

196. one time i swallowed a paper clip- I found it in a fast food sandwich

[email protected]

197. If heated (not quite red hot so not to waste) you can easily cut your dope with it!

Tokie, [email protected]

198. take a bunch of paper clips and you can shape them into a car to give your child when they want to have a car at age 16...saves on money.

Mollie Jayne, [email protected]

199. Take 100 paper clips and melt them, pour the hot metal in to a bullet mould then shoot anyone with a stapler!

pollen, [email protected]

200. too bad nobody will ever get to page five to see the MOST AMAZING USE EVER for a paper clip. You bend it outwards a bit, then gently push it back to the original shape, making sure that the inner curly part is pressing against the outer curly part. Then you drop it, and it will spring up violently. With big clips, in a class, I've been able to nonchalantly drop one off the edge of my desk and have it shoot back up *four feet*. Great amusement every time.

Matt, [email protected]

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