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241. A cane (if broken in half) for little dolls in doll houses...(I used to have a lot of free time as a did...) [00/05/02]

Abby, [email protected]

242. To stick in electric sockets to get a good buzz. [00/05/14]

Nicole, [email protected], http://skip.to/nicolespage

243. A Handy-Dandy nosepicker for those hard to reach places!!! [00/05/14]

Miranda, [email protected], http://miranda.watchdog-nodoubt.com

244. To scratch your self and say "WOW I GOT SCRATCHED BY A PAPERCLIP!" [00/05/14]

Nicole, [email protected], http://skip.to/nicolespage

245. A vibrator for very small people [00/05/14]

Andy, [email protected]

246. Take one on the bus or train with you and have an in depth conversation with it. If anyone approaches you and asks why you're talking to a paperclip act extremely hurt and tell them that your "friend" demands an apology [00/07/03]

Cos, [email protected]

247. bend them into heart shapes, then eat them and go see that dishy radiologist![00/07/18]

addison, [email protected], www.geocities.com/quilladdison/

248. Straighten a whole lot of them, then tape them together end to end until its really really long. next time you lose the tv remote, you wont have to get up to change the channel![00/07/26]

~!MRS ZAC HANSON!~

249. OK, here is the deal. What you do is take a paperclip. You still with me?? Straighten out both ends, and use as a twist tie. [00/07/27]

um............NO, [email protected], http://www.pheonixtornado.homestead.com/starcraftmain.html

250. Make your own idols and worship them. Come check out my geometric paperclip sculptures at upsideout.net [00/08/04]

Justin Schlecter, http://upsideout.net

251. Twist the paper clip so it will stand up by itself, pointy end sticking up. Set it on someones chair and watch them stand up in suprise when they are poked by the paper clip [00/09/05]

Poison Rose, [email protected]

252. Stick the end in a flame, then use them to make holes in candles.[00/09/15]

Pixi, [email protected], http://www.geocities.com/cabbagesoup101

253. Finger your butthole with it.[00/09/26]

will whitley, [email protected]

254. If you're in a need of a game while you're bored, grab a bunch of paper clips, straighten them out, and play Pick-Up Sticks!!!!!!! :)[01/02/06]

blah blah blah

255. Home necklace lengthener kit [01/05/14]

Kaerf Odriew, [email protected]

256. #200 was good. I remember getting in trouble for using it in the second grade. Here's a better one: Unbend the first three sections of a paperclip into a triangle. Bend the fourth section so that it runs down the middle of the triangle: ! \ ! \ ! / \ ! / \ !/-------- So far the whole thing's flat. Now, get a pair of pliers to make a sharp perpendicular bend in the center piece so that it sticks up exactly in the center of the triangle. Hold that little piece and spin it like a top! [01/05/20]

Khoa Vuong, [email protected]

257. make two chains of paper clips...the normal way one below the other. each chain must atleast be long enough to make both endds meet(the nipple and the slimy hole. oneend of each chain takes over the 2 teats. and both of the other end into the slimy hole of a hot woman and then check for the melting point of skin and note the differece the 2...and then write me the results and collect the scholarship. my shit candy. [01/07/17]

nice joke

258. when the hem of your pantleg rips, you can fix it. Girls in school used to make "miniskirts" in violation of dress code by hemming up their skirts w/ clips, and showing us their thighs . . . [01/07/23]

emanon

259. if you are going to a demonstration or otherwise fear arrest, unbend a clip so its perfectly straight. Jam it into the end of your shoelace. A total novice can work the clip out even while handcuffed w/ standard cuffs, and undo one bracelet, all in less than two minutes. I worked as a jailer and saw the results of this. Prisoner escaped before being booked, and was never i.d.'ed. [01/07/23]

emanon

260. When you're furious at a customer or oppressor/employer, stare at a single paperclip on your desk while being reprimanded. Focus your blinding rage at the clip, psychically willing it to slide across the desk. This will teach you to develop dangerous and superhuman powers which could lead to a promotion or even a change in lifestyle . . . [01/07/23]

emanon

261. tie a single hair to a paperclip. hold the other end between your fingers, with your hand downwards over your desk, palm open. Use this pose to convince co-workers that you now have superhuman powers, and thus command their respect. [01/07/23]

emanon

262. use as counterpoise weights on balance scales when "dealing" [01/07/23]

emanon

263. use as weights on paper airplanes, causing them to turn and bank in the direction of the weighted wing [01/07/23]

emanon

264. a bookmark that won't fall out [01/07/23]

emanon

265. marking up contracts. your 'addenda' will not be visible on the top page, but will show up on the carbon copies. [01/07/23]

emanon

266. I like to take them in the bath tub with me. They make fun bath toys. [01/08/09]

Doug the Head

267. CLIPLESS PAPER FASTENER... a fascinating old mechanical device, that punches and tucks, to securily fasten up to 5 sheets of paper. Mfg. in Newton, Iowa circa 1900 [01/08/13]

Jim Moore, [email protected]

268. it makes styleish, cheap, jewelery! [01/08/17]

Chelsea

269. clothes pegs [01/09/05]

bog, [email protected]

270. to do a school project on then respond,"Because they're cool!" when people ask you why you did a Technology Education project on paperclips [01/09/22]

Clara H, [email protected]

271. THEY ARE FUN PAPER CLIPS MAKE MY LIFE WORTH LIVING,, THEY ARE THE ENTIRE REASON I GET UP EACH MORNING AND THE REASON I SLEEP GOOD AT NIGHT. [01/09/22]

MIKE

272. Use a chain of paper clips to make a lift hill for the roller coaster in your backyard. [01/09/29]

Anonymous

273. To keep people like us occupied!! [01/10/02]

Toni, [email protected]

274. Get lots of Aluminum Foil and 7-8 paper clips and make a really cool action figure. Use the paper clips to hold the molded aluminum foil together. [01/10/02]

Toni, [email protected]

275. Can use a paper clip to scrape bubble gum off the bottom of a chair. [01/10/02]

Toni, [email protected]

276. I have completed a pepaerclip dress, and have added it to my collections of duct tape dresses and other cool clothes. Pics will be posted later on my page. [01/10/30]

Nikarie, [email protected]

277. Put them all in a pot in your office to look proffessional! [01/12/06]

Sozzy, [email protected]

278. Paperclips can be used as a modular building system. Check out my geometric paperclip sculptures at paperclipart.com [01/12/17]

Justin Schlecter, http://paperclipart.com

279. As an hanger for your christmas ornaments [02/01/08]

Melissa McCarty, [email protected]

280. If you own more than one type, invent a classification acording to animal or plant species. Some knowledge of Greek or Latin comes in handy. I named "Macrocupron horrida", a very big copperplated paperclip. Any more scientists around? [02/01/21]

[email protected]

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