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121. Use it to move the write-protect switch on floppies (remember those?).

Old anonymous

122. Tattoo yourself with them (sharpening may be necessary)

Exploding Squirrel, [email protected]

123. Make a lifelike replacement of you for that boring class. just prop it up with a sign that says i lost my voice.

Anonymous

124. Paper Clip make a good thing to give to your friends when you have forgotten their birthday or a holiday. Just wrap one and give it to them saying, "I wanted you to have the paper clip that was sent from heaven"

Anonymous

125. When your bic pen runs out of ink: hollow it out, stick a paper clip in the tube, and stick the clip it in an electrical socket while grasping the plastic tube for big sparks. I've actually observed students doing this in science lab. DON'T TRY AT HOME!!!

Anonymous

126. Buy a box of paper clips and dump them on the floor, except for two of them. Makes a great "pick-up" game for youngsters. Take the two clips you saved and straighten them out, then bend one end of each into tiny sled runners and affix them to the bottom of the empty box. Next, tie a long string to the box. Now, if you have no pockets, use your tiny sled for things like loose change and stamps and pull it around with you at the office.

Tony Gee, [email protected]

127. For emergency tonsillectomy at the office.

Josh, [email protected], http://www.geocities.com/heartland/park/7646

128. Eat them....that way you'll get a nice little metallic prize you can spend hours rooting through your own shit to find.....Nothing beats playing with shit....Now you have a reason to do it.

Hish, [email protected]

129. for creating into swirls that you can hang a'la a barrel of monkeys.

Anonymous

130. for poking load out of the tip of your mechanical pencil because it is stuck.

Anonymous

131. to push the really tiny reset button on some electrical gizmo.

Anonymous

132. to hang pictures from the bottom of a bunk bed that is supported by a metal and spring frame.

Anonymous

133. Add a rubber band to form a rubber band - paper complex which you can use as a bow and arrow! Then find some q-tips or broken pencils, or some more paper clips and lay siege upon your office! You're sure to get that raise now!

Danny Carrus, [email protected], http://studentweb.tulane.edu/~dcarrus/daniel.html

134. to stab your ex with, also useful in holding together the forged suicide note with will leaving all to the girl who got away

jo, [email protected]

135. Stretch out straight and put in a (stupid, mean, evil, pick your own..) coworker's frenchfry....

MeanHeadBob [email protected]

136. you can make a wallet chain by linking them together

Anonymous

137. Great for when light bulbs burst. Just unfold paperclip and pick out pieces of metal and glass with end of clip!

Josh, [email protected], http://www.geocities.com/heartland/park/7646

138. Great weapon when war breaks out in the office.

Patrick, [email protected]

139. straighten it out and wrap it around your tongue ring for an evening with that special sadomasochist in your life.

Adrian Reevers, [email protected], http://www.barneynude.com

140. just to look at!

Twinkle, [email protected]

141. make a beautiful nativity scene out of paper clip sculptures. Sure to impress all your colleagues at the Christmas party.

Freyja, [email protected]

142. Take a an erasor. staighten the paper clip and bend it over so it forms a loop. Do this with 3 paper clips. stick the pointy side into the erasor in each of the for corners, creating legs. fold the bottom ends for feet and stand it up. A little pig.

Tori, [email protected]

143. Chain paper clips together, to make a necklace.

Dramatic

144. Nice smelling.

Pat

145. bend it straight and stick it into a light socket and vola insta perm! (Warning: no not try this at home!)

issy [email protected],

146. Swallow about 300 of them. In a day or so, going to the bathroom will be an adventure to remember!!

Anonymous

147. Get a dopamine buzz by clipping a big butterfly clip onyour ears, alternative earring.

MrKnowIDont, [email protected] (?)

148. For taking out penquins with rocket launchers.

Tres

149. when the boss locks up the thermostat at work with one of those plexi-glass cages, use the paper clip to change the temperature

brucie, [email protected], http://www.geocities.com/timessquare/hangar/2374

150. Replace lost buttons when you don't have a sewing kit

Lea, www.bricker.net/buffy/

151. Decorating my tiny little desk Christmas tree in the office cos my boss is too tight to by proper decorations

[email protected]

152. bend the ends around and balance them on each other then drop it on a table. It bounces and could poke somebodys eye out. for the people who stare at you with that look.

April

153. To make paperclip people out of and they can have fights, talk, be intimate, speak and smile :)

Amy, [email protected], http://www.studio13.com.au

154. And also to get the ever annoying trapped food out of your braces. :)

Amy, [email protected], http://www.studio13.com.au

155. Nose picker for presidents on dollar bills. It's fun and exciting.

Carri, [email protected]

156. Colored paperclips make beautiful necklaces when linked together.

CheryMudpi, [email protected]

157. To push the eject button on cd, dvd, and zip drives.

Kevin, [email protected], www.apci.net/~kocot/

158. To play tricks on collegues, sneak into their office and clip all their paperclips together so that the next time they want one they have to spend hours undoing them all again. Repeat as necessary.

Polly

159. Have you ever atually looked closely at a paperclip? They're FASINATING!!!

poor sad git, [email protected]

160. Wanne get a free trip 2 the hospital?? First: Call 911, explaing to them that soon you are to be consuming mass quantities or paperclips. Second: Eat as many paperclips as you can, withough puking. (making sure 2 stretch out a few of them, extra phun) Third: Wait for the ambulance to arrive. And Fourth: give those ER doctors an excellent reason 2 get out those really tiny tweezers! (Do not attempt this at home)

Rach, [email protected]

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