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201. Very handy temporary bra strap hook. Invaluable when impulsive supply closet fondling gets a little out of control.

Anonymouse, [email protected]

202. Paint them red and green and hook them together to make a Christmas chain.

Joe Schmoe

203. Paint them orange and black and hook them together to form a Halloween chain

Jenna

204. Paint them red and white and hook them together to form a Valentines Day chain

Jenna

205. To make sites like this one where really wierd people who are obsessed with paper clips can all go. in fact, id like to meet some of these people. my mail address is jay jackson san marcos baptist academy middle school, 2801 ranch road 12 san marcos, tx, 78666.

Jay Jackson, of course!

206. Nipple ring

Moi

207. Take about fifty paperclips and hook five of them togehter, so you end up having 10 rows of paperclips. Them hook the rows of paperclips onto your hat and pretend like you're a chandelier.

Jen

208. might of helped the Apllo 13 druing their time of need

Anonymous

209. Take a paper clip and put it on a stack of papers to hold it together. Most people don't think of this use, but it is quite a good you. Feel free to THWAP your computer now and trust me, I will feel it.

Jeff, [email protected]

210. Vehicle accessories: attaching license plate specialised hood ornament great cargo net for the boxes of paper clips you need to hoarde for the Y2 Armaggedon.

rizzor

211. If you get about 2,543 of them you could make a really swell jumping rope!

Mac

212. [It's not an use, but ... RP]
From: Global Millenium Paper Clips Inc. (C)
To: Whats your name again.
Message reads:
How dare you sir, Be prepared to be sued - Global Millenium Paper Clips Inc. (C) will not stand for this infingement, how dare you advertise paper clips without our permission! how dare you make fun of paper clips! you are obviously not aware of the power of the humble desk accoutrement - from philosophical theory to just plain 'death by paperclip'a new novel by our founder and CEO we are sending a hit squad of paperclip mercenaries to your abode we will not be intimidated by your light hearted approach to "Paper Clips" this means war how dare you, etc. etc. & etc.

Global Millenium Paper Clips Inc. (C)
[Anyone know of any previous paperclip law suits I can use as precedences? :) RP]

213. This page is programmed to self destruct by an armed paper clip in 5 seconds exit while you may

Miffed

214. Use them to control everyone by hooking them to shirt pockets, forming an impenterable forcefield around you, allowing nothing to hurt you. My legions of Samuri Jellybeans and I use this trick frequently.

Queen Amara, Exalted Ruler of the Samuri Jellybeans, [email protected], http://www.angelfire.com/or/yoda4444

215. to twist them, name them and keep them as pets.

Heather, with peter, paul, poco, and pauls, [email protected]

216. As the god-head of your own major religion.

Chris, [email protected], http://www.geocities.com/Athens/Thebes/6448

217. if you have a bunch of metal fillings in your mouth you can make electricity by chewing on a paperclip... fun for hours!!

Rich, [email protected], www.geocities.com/CollegePark/Theater/1667/

218. EAT 'EM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous

219. VERY efficient to repair cracks in all sorts of plastic parts. Place it across the crack and melt it into the two sides with a soldering iron (heated to 380 Celsius). Guaranteed to impress your girl friend (oh! little einstein!). Worked fine on a broken kitchen scale.

wolfgang

220. Antlers for Gerbils

Spoggles

221. Manually eject a zip disk from the almighty Macintosh

David Kinney (Austin, TX y'all), [email protected], http://members.tripod.com/DOCHAMP

222. To beat my twelve adopted guatemalan children. [99/10/15]

Jeremy Goldenschwartz, [email protected]

223. To put holes in erasers. You can, sculpt them or just destroy them. [99/11/4]

Amos Malone, [email protected], www.adultmoviehouse.com

224. For very small people to fight with. (put blu-tak on the end during training session). [99/11/7]

Dave Special, [email protected]

225. they're great to stick in your cat's ear! the result is really a sight to see!!! [99/12/15]

[email protected]

226. To destroy candles with! [99/12/23]

Kat, [email protected] [sorry for the delay - RP]

227. if you put enough together you can make a sharp cane and hit your students with it. I'm annoying. I'm A TEACHER. (not a Laywer, we already have one of them) [99/12/24]

Ann McDonald, [email protected], www.bitch.com

228. Fifteen boxes of paper clips should thoroughly fuck up a standard-sized toilet bowl. [00/01/12]

Urine Potato, [email protected], http://home.att.net/~toyletbowlbbs/ [I don't wanna know :]

229. Unbend one and use it in conjunction with a rubber band to shoot down that asinine bee as it flies out of your Honey Nut Cheerios. [00/01/12]

Urine Potato, [email protected], http://home.att.net/~toyletbowlbbs/

230. paperclips make the coolest jewellery around! make chains belly chains and unwind 3 or four roughly and twist round your finger for a cool spikey ring , anklets, pendents, hang charms on a paperclip bracelet,i 'm such a paperclip freak i made this cool bag out out paperclip by linking them in certain ways! i'm working on a dress now! [00/01/22]

Hema

231. good to pry the HDs off the side of the case [00/01/25]

Sexy bitch, [email protected][?]

232. Make little voodoo stick people out of them and do stuff to your friends! [00/03/08]

[email protected]

233. Making a paperclip castle, tring to break or set the Guiness Book Record for the largest paperclip castle, after that didnt work, I used toothpicks, both were a waste of time! [00/03/08]

[email protected][?]

234. make paperclip bombs and chuck em at people u don't like [00/03/08]

cazz, [email protected]

235. When you roll your toothpaste tube, put a paper clip on the tube that has been rolled so it won't unroll and that way, you will have a clean toothpaste tube. (I know I am a freak!) [00/03/11]

Stef, [email protected]

236. Microwave 'EM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!OR glue to AOL disk and then microwave. [00/03/14]

HeLLRAiSeR, [email protected], http://www.homestead.com/fred2/index.html

237. Put on top of your Tesla coil [00/03/14]

HeLLRAiSeR, [email protected], http://www.homestead.com/fred2/index.html

238. Palm PDA resetter [00/03/17]

Allan

239. I have made a working PaperClip Carousel --747 paperclips (15 horses, each going up and down individually as it all rotates, and of course the "mini brass rings" in the shape of paperclips. This is on display in the New England Carousel Museum - Bristol, Ct. [00/03/22]

Gene Burnstein, [email protected], http://members.tripod.com/clipaway

240.Great Roach Clip!!!! [00/04/19]

naked_giraffe, [email protected]

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