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was a pioneering effort. No we are not talking about the brain
donor
in Mel Brooke's film "Young Frankenstein", but about Ravi J.Deka's
spoofy
column on conspiracies, paranormal events and the all
evasive
truths.
Printed in the Assam Tribune, the fortnightly column ran for
over
a
year and is probably the first and so far the only one of its
kind
in India.
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| Archaeology Subterranean
civilizations, Tesla,
Marconi and cities of Atlantis .. Abductions, fairies
and sexy
aliens... Sixth senses,
Inside out, or
flat out??
Nazis and creationists... |
SO-OCKING THE BLOOD OF THE SUFFERERS
A Neurologist of the Xeral Hospital in Vigo, he was struck by the obvious similarities between vampires and what happened to a victim of rabies while watching an old vampire flick. Starting a comparative study Gomez-Alonso found that 25 per cent of rabid men have a tendency to bite others, often passing on the virus in saliva just as vampires propagate their breed by biting the living. He also maintains the Vampire hysteria of the middle ages in eastern Europe coincided with widespread epidemic of rabies in dogs, wolves and other animals in Hungary in 1721-28, approximately the same region and time when vampire first started making headlines. Thus exuding a possibility that the frightening symptoms of rabies victims had been incorporated into existing folklore in the guise of blood sucking living dead. According to the doctor, Vampires in
stories generally
tend to be over sexed males and in real life ( who says vampire are
unreal??)
rabies is seven times more frequent in men than in women. Similarly,
rabid
men develop insomnia, tend to wander at night and become hyper sexual,
sometimes suffering painful erections lasting days. Gomez-Alonso
also contents that tales of vampires transforming into animals may stem
from the similarity in how the disease affects both men and animals.
Especially,
when muscle spasms in the face and neck make human victims look like
agressive
predators. He also claims that the storybook Vampires' aversion to
garlic
and mirrors could be ascribed to rabid hypersensitivity as "Men with
rabies,
react to stimuli such as water, light, odours or mirrors with spasms of
the facial and vocal muscles that can cause hoarse sounds, bared teeth
and saliva frothing at the mouth." In the past, he contended, "a man
was
not considered rabid if he was able to stand the sight of his own image
in a mirror." Efforts to explain the Vampire
phenomenon toyed
with many varied causes, from sufferers of rare blood deficiencies, to
Satanist cults, work of Satan himself and even them being aliens from
another
world. Nevertheless, one thing is clear, Vampires are essentially
pre-Christian
and ancient magico-religious practices provide an astonishing insight
into
the genesis of the myth. Another popular theory regarding
Vampires is that
they are actually beings who "feed" on another human-beings energy, or
life force, instead of their blood. Taking about neo-vampirism, the Temple
of the
Vampire, Lacey, Washington State, USA, claims not only to be the
sole “authentic international church
in the world devoted to and
authorised
by the Vampire religion”, but legally registered with the U.S.
federal
government as well. Claiming to
have a world-wide membership
and
a dedicated Priesthood, they profess to be a secret but uncriminal
society,
practicing techniques of tapping psychic energy from other. The moral
justifying
the action is that man is a born predator. But, how to they do it, well
to learn you have to buy The Vampire Bible (Copyright © 1989
Temple
of the Vampire) for $25. The book also includes the Shurpu Kishpu (The
Book of Dreaming) with modern commentary on the attainment of the full
Vampiric Condition !! With such a shadowy image one can’t help wonder if selling books is their sole activity ?? © Ravi J. Deka 2000 * The column is meant for entertainment only and the author does not stand by the authenticity of any of the facts and episodes mentioned. |
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