10. Clapper-Operated Stage lights not anyone you know
9.Coin-Operated ATM's not John Payne
8.Downhill Stair-Master not neon_zebra
7. Cat flap for the fridge. not sheepdog
6.Camouflage Billboards not Gomez
5. Time sensative locked chasity belt for ages 13 to 21. You Dad's will love it! annonymous
4.A book on how to read. not triznad
3.an electric water gun triznad
2. Automatic baptizer (with settings for sprinkling or immersion).HalS